Napoleon Bonaparte

A French emperor who was a great military commander. He conquered most of Europe, then he was forced into exile, where he died.
He was a short, dead dude, to be blunt.

Bonaparte was never blown apart.

by Dark Chaos August 19, 2004

angry napoleon syndrome

Little short men with attitudes. Usually they are looking for a fight.

Run for the hills! Jeff has Angry Napolean Syndrome!

by jaeger May 3, 2005

Napoleon's Hat

A man vaginally penetrates one woman while orally performing upon a second woman. The two women engage in sexplay from the waist up.

"That guys loves to wear Napoleon's Hat with as many ladies as possible"

by DeadlyDave June 11, 2006

Napoleon Complex

Short, Cocky, Hot tempered, arrogant, ignorant, attention whore, Especially when In a position of power.

PFC Douglas Eckert USMC has the worst case of Napoleon Complex i've ever seen .

by GP USMC October 28, 2009

Napoleon Blownapart

Infamous vertically-challenged 19th-century Corsican emperor with a penchant for high explosives. Majorly suffering from "little-man syndrome", he would often resort to blowing up everything around him in a desperate attempt to be noticed; this usually failed because (A) everyone within a ten-mile radius would always evacuate as soon as he started his countdown, and (B) nobody could see him through all the smoke and flying debris in the aftermath of his "glorious" handiwork.

Citizen (hearing loud explosion in distance): Well --- sounds like old Napoleon Blownapart is at it again down in the quarry!

by QuacksO September 25, 2012

The Napoleon

The Napoleon is when you stick all 4 fingers in an orifice typically during a sexual act similar to the large number of photographs capturing Napoleon Bonaparte sticking his 4 fingers in his buttons.

Dirty Josto couldn't quite fist the girl he brought home from the bar but he was able to get 4 fingers in to give her The Napoleon.

by jizmaster2000 December 16, 2013

napoleon syndrome

when a guys height rules his personality and life due to the fact that he is insecure because he's really short ... there is definitely certain trates when having this syndrome such as most are of italian decent and are in the plumbing industy (like mario and luigi)... they lift weights daily and some do steriods bec they think the wider they are makes them think they appear to be taller (but don't)...they will dress super flashy and drive a flashy car like a porsche again to make up for being really short ... they are attracted to tranny looking women idk why

Duke definitely has napoleon syndrome all he does is work out juice it and drive around in his porsche with that chick that looks like a dude he'd probly be different if he were 3inches taller 😬

by Dreams12345 July 15, 2014