Northernlion

A Canadian Let's Player. He is famous for his Let's Plays of The Binding of Isaac. He is also bald, leading people to call him an egg.

I was watching Northernlion play The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth last night. He had the D6 but didn't reroll the Butter Bean. He's such an egg.

by whatadickhead October 30, 2016

nowhere near the asking

Any result from a transaction that was disappointing.

Not getting what you wanted or expected from something.

What did you get for the Beemer in the end?

£3 large
Nowhere near the asking then! (Car on sale for £4500)

What was she like on the blowjobs?
Nowhere near the asking - about 6/10
Goose then!
Yeah.

I'm going nowhere near the asking on those Glasto tickets I'd sooner watch it on telly!

by Yesyoucangoto July 24, 2016

The Outskirts of Nowhere

The place I moved because the middle of nowhere was too crowded.

ATTRACTIVE GIRL: Where do you live?
MAT: the outskirts of nowhere...
ATTRACTIVE GIRL: Lol why?
MAT: The middle of nowhere was too crowded!
BOTH: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by artfoxMS April 6, 2015

Northernite

Anyone who is or ever was a student of Northern Secondary School in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, which can be seen as a pun, seeing as the school's mascot is a Red Knight, and "ite" is a common sound in demonyms.

"I went to Northern Secondary School during my high school years. I'll always be a Northernite."

by J. D. G. May 12, 2021

nutsack of nowhere

a remote location with absolutely nothing of interest around

After driving for a 100 miles, we found a dive coffee shop in the nutsack of nowhere.

by levine2112 November 25, 2007

Run to nowhere

When a woman, who thinks that she is hotter than she is, in a public place like a gym, inexplicably starts and stops running without a a set destination. This happens most when said woman believes other patrons are checking her out.

Joe: Look at Adam's wife over there by the free weights. Did she get a boob job?
Bill: Yeah, but she's still not all that.
Joe: Lookout, stop staring at her, she's jogging this way.
Bill: No she's not, she stopped by the ellipticals.
Joe: Oh yeah, she was on a run to nowhere!

by Fartface Jones. January 7, 2012

bumfuck nowhere

1. A place in the middle of nowhere.
2. A place not worth mentioning, driving to, or remembering the name of
3. A town located in the middle of farmland or prairie land and it takes less than a minute to drive out of it. Example: Oil Springs, Ontario

I had to drive out to bumfuck nowhere to pick his drunk ass up.

by guinnessgirl May 27, 2006