Don't Look At My Newspaper!

A humorous expression used to ask someone not to invade one's personal space or pry into what they are currently viewing or reading, especially in public settings. Originating from an encounter where an individual defensively closed his newspaper on a train when others commented on its contents, the phrase playfully asserts one's desire for privacy without direct confrontation.

"Hey, stop trying to see my messages—don't look at my newspaper!"

by 2Bobs May 5, 2024

newsrape

An act of abuse; despoliation; or violation: carried out by an editor on a journalist. The newsrape usually takes the form of an excessive but pointless workload that the journalist has almost no time to complete. The story/stories will then inevitably be almost completely rewritten or scrapped altogether in the subbing process.

Synonym in broadcast news: digital penetration

I have way too many straps, ulays and teases to write - why am I always getting newsraped?

by reporter1 May 28, 2012

newscapepro

A physically disabled person with a camera for a face. usually having the name "cory" or "carl". And has the ability to make others define him on the urban dictionary.

Newscapepro has a camera for a face.

by Monstertime13 October 7, 2017

NewScapePro

NewScapePro is A Camera Headed Man Who Is A Minecraft Addict, JK I'm A Fan. He usually Do Roleplays and Other Mini Games, he also Has few Channels With Great Contents. Hey If NewScapePro Is Reading This Can Ya Give Me A Shoutout? My Name is Neilsen (Nilsen). He also do funny videos like try not to laugh and Gmod

I'm a Fan Of NewScapePro, he has funny videos.

by xxXStabXxx October 7, 2017

Newsfaker

Someone who invents news to influence public opinion, usually for personal or political advantage.

Did you see that story about Barack Obama being a secret Muslim who was actually born in Indonesia? It was invented by that serial Newsfaker in Abeline, Texas.

by Peter Kobs May 16, 2009

snewspaper

the paper someone puts in front of them so no one can see they are sleeping

I am an expert with the snewspaper. I am yet to be caught napping at work.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

newscapepro

A funny minecraft youtuber who typically collabs with his friends Ashlie, Uni, Nick, Tommy, Jon, and Shelby. He is very loud and extremely competitive. If he loses bedwars, he doesnt put it in his videos. He has a crude sense of humor and also goes by the names Randy and Corey.

"NewScapePro is my favorite youtuber ever"

by SnickerDoodle3414 April 19, 2018