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myrtle curdle

it doesn't matter if you have curdles in it or not... you're going to get fucked up.

Def: A creme based drink that you purposefully allow to curdle before consuming. This beverage is best consumed in large doses to minimize the kinesthetic effect and to be used as a catalyst for sex.
Geoffy Puked his brains out after consuming far too many myrtle curdles... I'm not surprised :(

Over Spring Break those girls should have never slurped so much curdle out of our myrtles... they barfed everywhere.

ya'll best be werned bout dem yanks with their thinkin bout curdles and dem myrtles and wat not, gotta watch out ya'll get drunk.... turn down for what?
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Myrtle Avenue 

An avenue in Borough of Hillington in London next to Hatton Cross tube station. On the Northern end of the avenue, there is a grassland always being wrongly referred as Myrtle Avenue. Whenever the weather is good, there will be loads of planespotters gathering on the grassland. In this place, you can get nice pictures of aircrafts landing in 27R runway of London Heathrow. Because it is easy to find it is the most popular spotting point in London.
'Mate shall we go to Myrtle Avenue for spotting today?'
'Nah, today aircrafts land on 27L.'
Myrtle Avenue by wankair February 25, 2021

Myrtle Beach 23 

A woman who, under normal circumstances, that being outside of the city limits of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, is objectively a 10 on a 1-10 scale of attractiveness.

This therefore implies that the scoring ratio in Myrtle Beach is approximately 2.3 times more generous than normal.

The equation is as follows:

Derivative of (# of chins*SQRTweight)- (stench radius in miles) + (# of teeth-(Pi*children on leash))
Jim- “Wow, that girl is SMOKIN!”
Mitchell- “Dude what do you mean? She has bags under her eyes and her skin is peeling mid. She’s extremely mid.”

Jim- “Exactly! She’s a certified Myrtle Beach 23!”
Myrtle Beach 23 by Eebydeeby69 July 17, 2022

Myrtle beach hitch hiker 

Guy with mustache going down on girl and puts thumb up her butt
Austin shaved his beard into a mustache to give her the ole myrtle beach hitch hiker

Myrtle Beach pigs foot 

it is when a female sex partner shits on a male’s penis then proceeding to give him a footjob
Me and my girl last night was getting our freak on. She gave me a Myrtle Beach Pigs Foot at the end.

fertile myrtle 

Fertile goddess. Somebody who is really fertile
Damn that girl is a fertile myrtle. She's already had 3 kids is 6 years.
fertile myrtle by Starpuma December 10, 2013