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hairy musket

when you put your bare ass on some poor bastards head and fart....not a pleasent thing
Joe: damn you just got a hairy musket
kyle: Im gonna go kill myself
Joe:ok
by sheet January 10, 2004
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Musket Stuffer

Holding the shaft of your penis while stroking the rest of your penis with the other hand.
So i was bored and had a little "Me time" and so i decided to masturbate. My friend caught me and called me a Musket stuffer.
by Incogneto7 July 25, 2010
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Alaskan Musket Loader

Similar to the Tennessee Musket Loader, the Alaskan Musket Is when you pour cocaine on a butthole and “load the chamber” with your penis.
Hey bro I was fucking this girl last night and I pull out the ol’ Alaskan Musket Loader!”
by Wyatt Hawn May 28, 2019
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Minnesota musket

Not to be confused with the Tennessee musket or Alaskan Musket Loader but similar to nature.

During the act of a twosome, and both are wearing condoms, the male will stuff gunpowder into the vagina with his musket, then proceed to stuff a marble into her vagina, light the condom, stuff the condom into the vagina, then proceed to let both let out their love juice at the same time.
"I got a 3 degree burn in my Va-jay-jay after my husband gave me a Minnesota musket!"
by MarioManz June 1, 2019
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got musked

Man, Brian got musked by that CEO on Twitter who promised his cars would APPRECIATE in value.
by LoveMyTeslaBut April 22, 2021
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Musketeered

Being under the influence and/or heavily feeling the effects of three separate substances
"Oh man after taking my pain meds, drinking, and smoking that herb I'm so Musketeered!"

-Also "Amigoed", "Bermudaed" or "Triangled"
by Dylan989 December 23, 2009
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muskiepalooza

When everybody gets shit faced at Muskingum College. Everyone is happy and hiiiigh and nice to all other humans on the campus.
And also drunk. Everyone that exists on campus is involved in illegal activity.
And I mean everyyyone.
Actually, I am currently at Muskiepalooza and gotta go smoke this blunt, G. Peace fuckers.
by tpainplus3 April 19, 2009
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