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Desmond

A term used in video gaming, in team based games, for players who leave their team to attempt a play in order to benefit their team, but when viewed by the other team is often seen as a "weird position". A reference to asdf movie when Desmond the moon bear didn't know how he got there.
Teammate #1: there's a Desmond on our flank.
Teammate #2: how did he get there?
by MarioManz February 19, 2020
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Minnesota musket

Not to be confused with the Tennessee musket or Alaskan Musket Loader but similar to nature.

During the act of a twosome, and both are wearing condoms, the male will stuff gunpowder into the vagina with his musket, then proceed to stuff a marble into her vagina, light the condom, stuff the condom into the vagina, then proceed to let both let out their love juice at the same time.
"I got a 3 degree burn in my Va-jay-jay after my husband gave me a Minnesota musket!"
by MarioManz June 1, 2019
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