someone who publicly buts in, or intrudes into a private argument or disagreement between two people and denigrates both parties.
This behavior is often seen in a Restaurantor Pub. The Mumphead does not have to know the people arguing. He is more concerned with intruding into the conversation.
by Imactive March 6, 2005
Get the mumphead mug.Is a person who works at a bar and comes home to order pizza at 7pm and drink two bottle of Beringer wine that has the taste as if the person had vomit in there mouth and then they will try to get the person to do stuff for them after you had explained it 5 times but they will forget and drink them selves into a oblivion and have a deranged look on there face like the cross dressing gremlin that was confused and could have been yoda in his younger days and look back and say “young I was mistakes I’ve made”
by Yeast infested monkey99 December 14, 2018
Get the Mumphlin mug.Man, that guy has the mumps!
What?! Man, his testicles must be harshly sterile and inflamed.
Yeah. Nasty.
What?! Man, his testicles must be harshly sterile and inflamed.
Yeah. Nasty.
by Pollup December 29, 2007
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Get the Grumpy Mumpy mug.Brit slang for begging stuff, usually used to refer to policemen extracting low-value goods or services (cf. mooching)
Local businesses hated Constable Dixon; he was always coming round mumping free meals and cups of tea.
by El Biero April 28, 2006
Get the mumping mug.When a girl is so desperate she climbs to the top of a flagpole in a snowsuit and sandals so she can pleasure herself with the sandals and top of the pole. Usually done by ex porn stars with very loose pussies that could fit a car. A hummer.
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