cock mugger

One who has such a voracious appetite for cock he will do anything to get his hands on cock.

The cock mugger noticed the man was holding his cock loosely, and so, with dastardly intent, the miscreant snatched the cock out of the man's hand, and ran down the street.

by iamnotoriginal February 11, 2009

Mugged

Paying extortionate prices to have an urban dictionary definition printed on the side of a mug.

I got mugged!

by robuttt March 28, 2010

muggeridge

If you have just been mugged off, that is a muggeridge

originated in North London

Dave-o: your mum sucked my dick

Steve-o: well your little sister sucked mine

Craig-o: thats a muggeridge

by Smithy678 November 14, 2007

mugged off

This is a term derived from the commonly known insult 'mug'; meaning someone who has been treated like an idiot, or been severely nieve.
If you have been 'mugged off' someone has clearly made you into a 'mug', hence you have been insulted deeply. A 'mugging off' often deserves a swift backhand across the perpetrator's derriere.

'If you don't stop dissin me crew you're gonna have the ultimate muggin off in front of your pals'

'I'VE BEEN MUGGED OFF! HE DISSED ME AND ME CREW'

'You muggin me off? Nah bruv nah, i'll have to get me pals to blaze you now innit'

by OLI'S HOE July 16, 2008

Migget

Someone who is such a midget that, from afar, they resemble a chicken nugget.

Kid 1: "Yooo I can see Mo over by the swings"
Kid 2:" wait no, that's not a person"
Kid 1: "Nahh it's him--he's just a miget"

Kid 1: "Yoooo. Can I get a 5 piece chicken nugget meal?"
McDonald's Employee: "You mean a 5 piece migget?"
Kid 1: "ye, my bad. Them miggets short as hell"
McDonald's Employee: "You with the shiz?"
Kid 1: "Nahhh imma dog walk your ass"

by Don't report April 11, 2019

beer mugger

(n). A youthful male, drinking nothing stronger than beer, who routinely assaults hippies and other degenerates usually after a local football game.

Dude! Don't go by the park tonight. Place is crawling with beer muggers.

by chuck woodchip September 24, 2009

muggery

the act of being forcibly relieved of one's money and/or possessions, and also anally raped. this only usually happens to men, as the anus is the only known orifice for sexual penetration for a man.

"holy shit, i was walking 'round times square, and this G muggered me!"

"Jack Watts, you are charged with the crime of muggery, how do you plea?"
"Not guilty, Your Honour."

by alex, savvy? November 15, 2007