Muddle Management

A level of middle management in a company where there is a high level of incompetency, where management just muddles around and does nothing!

Roger: Hey, Dave! I heard your company just got a new CEO..

Dave: Yeah, but he isn't going to do anything. Our middle management is still around, muddling about doing nothing. They are the epitome is Muddle Management!

by brooskitooski March 14, 2021

Middler

a college student in their 3rd/4th year of a 5th year program. Not quite a Junior or a Senior, hence being in the "middle".

Person 1: I'm a middler
Person 2: So...is that a junior or a senior?
Person 1: honestly idk

by mansmoment March 14, 2022

Middler

A child that Failed 2nd grade

The middler is at the new park

by 459395 April 3, 2022

Mojito Butt Muddle

When you muddle mint in a female's butthole, except instead of a muddling tool, you use your dick.

Friend: aye man Tina's stank crevice was smelling minty fresh

Me: yeah I gave that Edgar Allen Hoe a mojito butt muddle

Friend: nice bro!

by DomAndAustin May 31, 2016

mudder fudder

It is the kinder way to say mother fucker

You Mudder Fudder! I hate you!

by Shawdi January 9, 2004

muddlerman

A dude who keeps on fucking up in life and always makes his goal to fuck up everything he does and for those around him. He's a combination of a Borth, Mussleman, and Clay. He looks like the troll from Harry Potter but with Down syndrome

Muddlerman: I can't wait to muddle you guys.

Real Niggas: Lets beat the muddler out of this bitch.

by Godisamuddlerman May 28, 2017

muddlehead

A professor who is regarded as an intellectual in his/her respective field for his/her theoretical applications to various cultural/political issues. While the professor can state his/her argument with great confidence and linguistic ability, he/she can't seem to take a position, much less differentiate between right or wrong, left or right, pro or con, black or white; turning everything into grey-matter. This phenomenon can be attributed to covering his/her own ass, academically speaking.

My professor is such a muddlehead; when asked to take a stance on abortion he said, "both."

by israel87 February 2, 2009