Fudder

The act of saying an epic joke in your head, but when you say it, you stutter like Pokey Pig.

You: Why did the elepha- no wait, hold on. Why did the poacher kill the elepha- er I mean, why did the poacher cross the-

Friend: You fudder wayyyyy to much man. You should get that checked out.

by Colin Pickford April 23, 2015

Fuddering

To manually stimulate the female genitals.

"I'll give that muffin girl a damn good fuddering"

"I can't wait to go home to bed and have a good fudder under the duvet"

"I look at him and I just want to fudder my self"

"ARGH!!!Sinner stop chasing me with that fudder stick"

by McGyverMuffDiver May 13, 2008

fudder

A fudder is some one who is from a shithole called halewood

Paul Broda is a fudder

by Billy February 4, 2005

fudder

A dithering old person

Get out of my way old fudder

by scrunions r us November 25, 2007

fudder mukker

Fudder mucker, an amusing change to mother fukker , used in contexts when its socially unacceptable to call a fellow dude a mother fucker.

in the presence of a little sister T steals Dans joint
Dan Say, Wait your turn fudder mucker
Little girl You said mother fukker im telling
Dan:No i didnt , i Said fudder mukker , however you swore and now im telling on you.
at this point the littlee sister should cryu . Highly amusing

by D July 24, 2004

mudder fudder

It is the kinder way to say mother fucker

You Mudder Fudder! I hate you!

by Shawdi January 10, 2004

Fudder Dudder

Fudder dudder is a mix between dipshit and silly.

Tyler was being such a Fudder Dudder when we were arguing about something meaningless.

by Ashantalin April 3, 2020