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MTA Mobility

MTA Mobility is a paratransit service for disabled patrons poorly run by idiots in the State of Maryland's Maryland Transit Administration. MTA Mobility should in truth be called MTA IMMobility because; it is seldom on time. MTA Mobility works sometimes but more often it takes you on a grand tour of Baltimore's worse inner city ghettos. The drivers of MTA Mobility are generally quite good but they are slaves to fools who actually administer this ill fated badly run para-transit program. The State of Maryland is run by a corrupt bunch of fools and political hacks oversee the program.

If you are lucky enough to have a job before using MTA Mobility you won't have it for long because; the only thing MTA Mobility is good for is getting you to work late. Not just a few minutes late hours late. If you have a 7 AM pick up time they might actually pick you up at 7 AM but if you have a 8:00 arrival time at destination you might get there at 10 o clock. If you are an hour late all your scheduled drop off location don't you dare say anything or else rude ignorant drivers will get angry and threaten you to a fight.

What lame people MTA Mobility hires that like to threaten violence to disabled working people. The MTA Mobility routing center is staffed by world class losers none of whom know the first thing about logistics ortransportation management.
The best reason to stay on disability and never even think of getting a job is MTA Mobility. The state of Maryland was stupid enough to spend thousands of dollars on my job training. I even got a good paying job BUT thanks to MTA Mobility I am about to lose the job. Maryland is a state run by fools who paid thousands of tax dollars to train me for a job. thousands more to prepare me for a job and now that I have the job won't spend a few dollors to help the disabled worker they created to get to his job on time.
by THE AUTISTIC WEREWOLF July 20, 2012
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Morality

A fictitous belief in what is 'right' and what is 'wrong' There is no such thing as right or wrong. Your actions decide who you are, not words. 'Morality' is dependant on a person. Not society. Each individual decides what is right or wrong. It is not socities choice to decide. But it is the duty of society to lay down rules of morality.
Where is your sense of morality?
Morality is just another word for bullshit!
by Karl Marx October 24, 2004
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hyper-morality

A human societal and individual anomaly in which one person to a large group of people experience righteous, pragmatic, biased, or otherwise bigoted hatred torward a person, action or event which was not warranted to the specific circumstances. Often resulting in the harm and defilement of a person action or event, while the person to large group of people acting in bigoted and unrational hate actions are widely praised or forgotten about. And they themselves view their actions as moral, righteous or ethical.
The feminazis who attacked the man for not agreeing with their views of female supremacy were acting under hyper-morality
by Athenaforce January 12, 2015
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mortality experience

Supposedly a military euphemism for the big D, death.
"The aerial bombardment was largely a success. Unfortunately, a few non-combatants in the vicinity suffered mortality experiences."
by cirrostratus August 10, 2006
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Morality troll

Derivative of internet troll; an individual, typically with religious conservative viewpoints, who uses their religious views (their stated morals) as a basis of opposition to incite emotional responses from proponents of certain issues, such as same-sex marriage, assisted dying, abortion and feminism.
That person railing against same-sex marriage on the basis of his religion is such a morality troll.
by Againstpoattruth9999 December 15, 2016
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Morality check

When you already have a significant other, are flirting with someone else and they refer to your mate.
girl: I'd like to take a peek at you naked.

boy: Wow I think you cute too, your husband must be a lucky guy.

girl: Gee thanks for the morality check.
by Mir_rose March 4, 2008
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Mobility Scooter

An average to below average looking girl you bring back to shag, but wouldn't want to be seen in public with. First used by Vicky in Geordie Shore: Magaluf Madness.
Jay brought back this mobility scooter. And by mobility scooter I mean good for a ride, but you wouldn't want to be seen in public with one.
by AFLGN August 30, 2011
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