Masterbaté

It’s simply the same as “masterbate” but it’s a classier way to say it.

I was in the fitting room at Targét and was so turned on by the cucumbers in the produce section that I needed to masterbaté.

by StaceInYaFace April 16, 2021

masterbate

the retarded way of spelling masturbate

Person A: Yo man I just masterbated to a nigga fucking a bear plush.
Person B: It's "masturbated" you fucking retard. Also wtf nigga.

by xexashi69 March 28, 2019

Masterbate

When you rub your weiner

Will loves to masterbate

by Will is here! March 22, 2017

momsturbate

to masturbate while watching one's mother dress or shower, or while looking at nude photos of her.

Todd couldn't help but momsturbate after finding naked photo's of his mother in his fathers dresser drawer.

by KillerMongaloid November 6, 2009

Coat Hanger Masterbater

One who strokes his weiner in the closet

"wheres zak?"
"i dont know... think hes coat hangin in the closet?"

by ashley November 13, 2004

mousterbation

The act of moving a PC mouse back and forth frantically in the hope the computer will work more efficiently.

"Stop mousterbating! It won't make it load any faster..." or "All he does all day is mousterbate!" or "If he carries on with his mousterbation, the PC will crash!"

by scotty037 April 9, 2009

momsturbate

stimulation of sex organs while keeping in mind the mom of a close friend.

"Why don't you go home and momsturbate you fag?"

by T & PP November 9, 2006