monkeybuttpadje

Really sexy beast from the United Kingdom. Sometimes....sometimes his comedy stylings make one want to perform some sort of devious act upon themselves. His wit also alienates those who fail at all attempts at comedy, causing them to be overly caustic to him and claim Monkeybuttpadje to be both 'unfunny' and 'stupid' (see: jealousy). Thankfully, those people are in the minority.

"Dude, Jackass The Movie is funny like Monkeybuttpadje"

by Monkeybuttpadje March 4, 2003

monkeybutt

Alyssa; Any other girl who has a charm but playful and rude nature.

Alyssa sure is a monkeybutt!

by Danyourman January 9, 2009

monkeybutt

A sexy monkey with a hott butt! with getto butties!

Dang! that monkeys got it going on!Expecially that monkey's butt!

by brittany November 21, 2003

monkeybutter

An inside joke among Bellsouth Dial-Up tech support agents (actually Calltech, who outsource for Bellsouth). Comes from a phony customer listing named "Monkey Butter" which was used much like a message board between the agents. It had a lot of funny posts and lots of HTML. It was eventually deleted when one of the supervisors caught wind of it.

On a related note, another agent created a listing called "Son of Monkey Butter" and was fired in short order for it.

"Dude, check out what somebody put on Monkeybutter!"

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia April 17, 2005

monkeybating

The act of a monkey masturbating.

Every time I go to the zoo I see some quality monkeybating.

by Malodorous July 9, 2016

monkeybot

a guy friends with the ruffio, like a henchman or a guy who does the dirty work, like smashing cars and stuff

Ruffio: Sup monkeybot.
Monkeybot: Sup, break out my cash dude.
Ruffio: Naw, you still got some work to do.
Monkeybot: Like what?
Ruffio: I got some spike strips i want spread on the freeway.
Monkeybot: Ok damn it!!

by The Ruffio February 16, 2007

monkey bath

giving head;

monkey= dick
bath= blowjob

I wanna give your monkey a bath!

by blah blah blah April 8, 2003