moke

A driver who clearly has no idea what he/she is doing behind the wheel; someone driving with little or no intelligence, observation skills, and/or regard for other drivers

Drivers who do any or all of the following, can be called mokes:

- Ignoring their turn signals
- Driving in two lanes at once
- Turning left from right-hand lanes, or vice versa
- Changing lanes without looking to see if you're right next to them
- Veering onto an exit ramp at the last possible second
- Shining their high beams into your car from behind
- Driving at or below the speed limit in any lane but the furthest to the right, or in front of you on a two-lane road

"The mokes are out in force on the highway today."

"Turn signal, you moke!"

by Spitfire1525 January 03, 2010

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1. n. (native Hawaiian origin) - pig dick
2. n. (Hawaiian slang) - derogatory term indicating classification synonymous to prick

1. That pig has a really small moke.
2. That tourist's turtleneck make him look like a pansy-ass moke.

by deplemisher April 25, 2003

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MOKES: a group of loud mouth fags that think they can fight...just yelling at each other and doing nothing about it...cant control their alcohol, think they can do whatever they want..yelling where their from when no one gives a shit...and having big stock trucks with bass and acting hard with their shirts off and their all skinny

most kids from Walton New York Mokes
credit goes to xon808

by Derek Staber December 16, 2010

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