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Mustache De Mayo

Invented in 2007 by a group of co-workers from the western Chicago Suburb of Wood Dale, IL, Mustache De Mayo is often abbreviated to "MDM". Mustache De Mayo is a celebration of May 5th by proudly displaying hair on your upper lip for just one day. To achieve the maximum unveiling of the mustache, a full beard or goatee must be grown in advance. Most often than not the MDM participant will create a persona and dress up in a fashion that suits the "stache".
Mike: Hey did you see Carl's molestache this morning?!?!
Evan: Yup, It's Mustache De Mayo again!
by EpiSCOPE May 5, 2010
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Stink Mustache

The stink mustache is the result of a dirty sanchez, manual sanchez or any other form of shit-to-upper-lip application. It is the actual smell carried around just under the nose until some way can be found to clean it off.
Hey man, what's the matter?

That bastard just manual sanchezed me and now I have this Stink Mustache I can't get rid of!
by Reeeeno! September 11, 2006
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Quick Mustache

The residue left after a Dirty Sanchez on the upper lip of the receiver, wich resembles the deposit on someone's upper lip after downing a big glass of Quick Chocolate Milk.
You dont believe me that Sonia got Dirty Sanchezed last night?!!! Look at her, you can still see her Quick Mustache !!!
by Cart + Meuv August 28, 2009
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Tough Mustache

Bad Ass: An action movie star with a mustache.

(Strong male role in a movie or t.v. show)
Clint Eastwood is one Tough Mustache

Denzel Washington
Burt Reynolds
Tom Selleck
Dennis Hopper
Bruce Willis
Sean Connery
Colin Farrel
Gene Hackman
by SI Crew August 28, 2009
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manicotti mustache

after performing a dick lasagna on a woman, the man proceeds to slap her upper lip with his unit leaving a semen residue. known as a manicotti mustache.
yo, i was doing a dick lasagna on my bitch last night and she decided that i would give her a manicotti mustache.
by Flama blanca November 29, 2010
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Squishy Mustache

Society of Qualified Unprofessional Individuals Seeking to Help You Muster Up Stamina to Acquire Cuddly Hugs Earth-wide.
Are you a representative of squishy mustache, bro?
by thunderbash June 27, 2011
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my first mustache

A thin dark fuzz of hair on the upper lip of adolescent males. A fashion accessory commonly sported amongst adolescent white trash. Also known as a "crustache".
Dude, Bill finally shaved off that my first mustache he's been sporting since the 9th grade. That camaro look is completely shot.
by Bad2TheBone February 14, 2003
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