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minor threat 

A influential punk band in the 80's. They were instrumental in the formation of the DC HarDCore scene in Washington, DC. The band was fronted by Ian MacKaye and included Brian Baker on bass, Lyle Preslar on guitar, and Jeff Nelson on drums. The band is probably most famous for the song 'Straightedge'. MacKaye currently fronts Fugazi, and Baker plays in Bad Religion.
Dude, Minor Threat were an amazing example of DC HarDCore.
minor threat by Dayglo November 9, 2004

Minor Attracted Person 

otherwise known as MAP, it's a seemingly less worse way to say a disgusting fucking pedophile
person on twitter: im a minor attracted person, not a pedo
other person on twitter: no you stupid fucking bitch your a 40 year old pedophile who wants to date children. go get a fucking life you piece of fuck i hate all pedophiles

Minor Leaguer 

When a man attracts many women, but those women are not all attractive
Dude 1: "Look at that guy pullin all those bitches."
Dude 2: "Yeah, but they're all fugly. He must be a Minor Leaguer"
Minor Leaguer by JayMowis October 14, 2015

minor benefits 

The only way in which Trevor got lucky with Renée was with her providing minor benefits.
minor benefits by eViL pOp TaRt August 14, 2010

minor niner 

A term used by students in grades ten and up to describe grade nines, especially those that are new to the school.
Generally identifiable by the large packs they hang around in, the lost, confused and sometimes excited or amazed look on their faces and the constant asking of directions to their classes.
See freshman
Grade Nine Student *Lost look on face*: Wheres Rm 154?
Grade Eleven Student*Looks Annoyed*: Down the hall and to the left
Grade Nine Student * Smiles *: Thanks!
Grade Eleven Student *Rolls Eyes* Whatever.
*Turns to Friends* Minor Niners
*Friends Nod in Agreement*
minor niner by k e l l bell* September 4, 2006

minor slut 

someone who is a slut but doesn't sleep around with guys. Just makes out with them. Maybe does a little bit of third base (i.e. blowing)
Friend 1: did you see that girl last night? she was totally making out with that guy!
Friend 2: Really? but i hear she is a virgin? and look now she's making out with that new guy from French class!
Friend 1: She's such a minor slut.
minor slut by LaughinShark February 22, 2010