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millenial

pissed off thirty something that has a hand cannon a lb of weed or more and $50,000 and wants to leave north america who has 12 acres but cant pay rent.
whats that millenial banker doing walking around with a handgun?
by Cody5050 November 8, 2020
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depressed millenial

Tusura is a depressed millenial. But really hes just old, fat, and stupid. aka Boomer
by Camoa November 12, 2020
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millenial lunch

A young girl (in their 20s) who just got a haircut and is looking like a snack. But you need to go to the drugstore first.
- Hey, look at that millenial lunch.
>What? The nachos? (Stares at girl across the bar)
- Doesn't that look great? Don't you want some?
> Yea, but I have to go to the drugstore first.
by FRlTZ October 18, 2017
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Millenialized

When a millenial tells you, "It's actually not about you" in a condascending manner.
The young barrista millenialized the elderly customer by informing him the coffee was made the way the barrista intended, regardless of the customer's desires.
by Bulldog586 June 16, 2018
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Millenial Towers

Newly constructed, high-priced high rise apartment buildings located in an urban center or gentrified neighborhood. These complexes are known as Millennial Towers because of their popularity with millenials.
Did you hear about Greg? He moved into those new Millenial Towers downtown
by BigSexyTeddyBear October 7, 2018
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Millenials

People who only eat sushi and think they're healthy, be on the internet for 10 hours and think they're better people because they drive hybrid cars. They also probably have around five partners and don't want marriage or kids. Oh and, some of them are alcohol addicts. Also they have a weird obsession with Pokémon and Techno music.
Alan: Hey man! I just got a hybrid car! I will surely go to heaven for doing so much to protect the Earth's environment!
James: *sigh* Millenials...
by LegacyFilet January 26, 2024
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millenials

The most wrong, misguided, idiot generation of recent history.

The generation that stands on the shoulder of those of the misguided of Generation X that never got corrected, now lecturing the halls of today's colleges & universities, convinced THEY have rightfully *inspired* these millenials (de-capped) to shame others & forcibly & *toxically* like everything THEY churn out as liberal staple...

So damn empowering!.. But, not to those whom it matters.

Just when you think they might someday amend themselves in maturity, hopes are thwarted for they are hooked on today's media on a feedback of idiot positivity, incessant compliments & false self-justification. You won't have seen a pleasure-driven generation & not know it. Set to spoil the generation post gen z (de-capped, time can only tell if permanently) far worse than THOSE above that were not corrected, they would be impervious to self-realization.
Teacher: Kid, all your answers are millenials (wrong)! How could you not fail the exam!?
by mrdabbleswithpotion January 14, 2022
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