Microshite

A tiny nugget of binary crap. This term can be used to describe nearly all of the software produced by an insignificant company with a similar name, 'Microsoft'.

I'm having problems connecting to the Internet because my modem is having a Microshite moment.

by Poopen von Brownie December 23, 2003

Microsoft

A slur word against windows and any other Microsoft services users

Hahaha, he must be a Microsoft, he uses windows!

by ManOfDiamond September 4, 2022

Microsawse

When Microsoft releases something awesome, it is not made by Microsoft. It is made by Microsawse.

Windows XP is Microsawse!
or
Xbox 360 is Microsawse!

by Sawseking01010 November 28, 2010

Microsoft sam

a funny voice inside microsoft's Awesome XP.
If you type in ''soi'', its a roflcopter.
If you type in ''crotch'', you get Crowsnest.
its funny

Jim: Hey Tom, Bob, and Bill! Look at this!
Microsoft Sam: soi crotch soi crotch
Tom: ROFL
Bob: LMAO
Bill: ROFLMAOWEABSWWXFOTVBIIGTWXFANBISTSOOY!!!

by u2dvdbono August 26, 2010

Microsoft Edge

Microsoft's new Chrome downloading tool. It downloads Chrome 2X as fast as Internet Explorer, Its preceeder

As soon as I installed Windows, I used The Microsoft Edge Chrome downloading tool to install Google Chrome

by DictionaryOfficial December 14, 2018

microsoft

See World Domination

by Matt March 14, 2003

microskirt

A skirt which is longer than a belt but shorter than a miniskirt; in other words, 5-8cm long.

The microskirt is the semi-official dress code for 14-year-old girls at discos.

by Darth Ridley September 17, 2006