Victor Mendoza

Victor Mendoza is the kind of guy u wanna marry on the spot. He may seen childish at first but once u get to know him he really is the perfect guy. From his appearance, particularly his hair, to the way his voice sounds he will be always on your mind. Don't let this fool you hes a trouble maker, a serious band kid, and a hard core discord user. Even with the weirdness he still gives of big dick energy and all his Female friends secretly have a major crush on him.

'' Hey u see that cutie over their?'' '' yeah that is my crush Victor Mendoza!!''

by a-sad-RACCOON October 17, 2021

Mr. Mendoza

The best 7th grade math teacher every to have a job at Impact Academy Of Arts & Technology Middle Grades

Mr. Mendoza is the worlds best Math Teacher

by ImpactAcademyStudent May 13, 2019

mendoza line

The absolute minimum effort or accomplishment required to be considered sufficient. (Named after Minnie Mendoza or Mario Mendoza, depending on whom you ask -- two major-league baseball players with lifetime averages around .200.)

"I was going to buy that old Suburban, then I find out it gets 10 mpg, and I'm like, 'No, that's below the Mendoza Line.'"

by mookie1313 August 31, 2008

Mendoza Effect

When only half of what you say is true yet people believe everything you say, that's the Mendoza Effect

There is no way that can be true! Joe tricked you with the Mendoza Effect

by Wordsmithy June 1, 2018

Mendokusei

The Japanese word for "Troublesome"

Dad, you really married a "mendokusei" woman!

by Itachi5x5 July 8, 2009

Mendoza

A cry of anguish. A man can yell Mendoza in any situation, whether it be his soon to be retired partner getting gunned down by organised criminals, or your dinner falling off the table thanks to an untidy housemate.

Emphasis can be added with a gaze into the sky and a shaking of the fist.

McBain: "Scoey! NOOOO! MENDOZA!"

by FryC August 12, 2006

mendozas

Mendozas are small bodies, big thighs...HUGE thighs. Is it humanly possible to be that big? Word origin is a rumor coming from a teacher named Mrs Mendoza. No one knows if she is real or not, but if you see thighs like that, you call them MENDOZAS!

Dude that chick looks pretty good. Oh my god! Nevermind! Look at those Mendozas!

by KR3W Skater January 6, 2008