Puff-meister

1. The ever elusive person (scumbag) of any sex that either jumps from one "puff puff give " circle to the next, or very craftily slides back in the circle again before the bowl, joint, bong, glass dick, or what have you even makes a full round.

Back in the day in the old housing being a little nimbile nervy puff -meister was almost an unspoken contest won by the party beast with the trickiest hands or most skillful distractions. Every housing area held their puff-meister champ in "high" regards as he, she, or shim ended up the most definitely blazed up hood rat in the homelands.

by Bear Man Sr. February 09, 2020

Meister Drop

Synonym for a Jagerbomb only much cooler. (aka jager drop shot into red bull)

i feel terrible, musta done to many meister drops last night with the ho ho's.

by seany hart October 29, 2006

douch meister

The co-leader of a douchnozzel

Dude, did you see Tom today?
yea man, he's a freaking douch meister!

by soNOTdouchnozzel May 28, 2010

swirv-meister

a person who has sexual fantasies about being fed grapes by an earthworm

earthworm jim shes such a groovy gal especially when she is feeding the swirv-meister grapes

by Mrs Cole November 10, 2008

Yeet Meister

The person who knows how to say "Yeet" at the correct time to cause the most humor.

A Yeet Meister is, if someone said "YEET" when they threw a paper ball then everyone would laugh.

by Leloth22 September 25, 2018

Splunge Meister

A 'Splunge Meister' is somebody or someone who is a master at making females ejaculate.

"Bro, some guy I know is a total Splunge Meister, he even made that 9/10 Jenny ejaculate!"

by TheSplungeMeister December 30, 2012

turd meister

master of the turds
biggest turd of them all

Fucking hell he is such a terd meister

by Matt Breen May 16, 2005