mcjob

A Blow job, hand job, tit job, or any kind of job given by a clown

"Yo man, i was at my kid sisters birthday party, and Bowzo gave me a mcjob"

by Mike Vaspasiano March 30, 2007

mcjob

The "favor" you get in the McDonalds bathroom

Johnny got a McJob from the assistant manager.

by D November 15, 2003

McJob

Mostly known as a reference to a low-paying job.

Also known as the act of engaging in oral sex with a clown.

Damn, man... last night Ronald gave me a McJob.

by Gerber Baby January 13, 2008

mcjob

Blowjob made by a scotish women.

A:"I spend last night with that chick Anna Mcmartin."
B:"Oh, so you surely recieved nice mcjob"

by Gallaer December 7, 2006

McJob

The kind of "employment opportunities" that offer "room for advancement, competitive wages, and great work experience for people who have the determination to reach their maxiumum potential and become valuable members of society."

Bob: Dude, I heard your an assistant financial analyst for (insert Fortune 500 company here)! That's kick ass.

Jeff: Dude...it's a Mc-Job! What the hell is your damage?

by Phred February 23, 2005

mcjob

getting a blowjob from a clown

guy 1: dude i just got a mcjob in the alley!

guy 2: shizzle son... is he still there?

by kilby March 29, 2007

mcjob

When you Masturbate with any McDonalds or fast food item

Damn that Big Mac is lookin fine, i should swipe a few for a McJob

by Uncle Nivey November 24, 2003