McJones 

A word that can replace douche or douche-bag

1) Wow that was a pretty McJones move right there.
2) Dude that guy is a such a McJones.

McJones by Loyderaken September 22, 2010

mcjones 

a word used to describe anything and everything that is everything; a universal word that is stuck at the end of every phrase; word that can be substituted for anything just like the south park word "marklar"

"that's gay cock mcjones"
"stop being a faggot mcjones"
"i saw you cheating with mcjones"

mcjones by mcjones the wyyyyyyzzzzrrrrd February 12, 2008

mcjones 

Mcjones is used after a word to incorporate a more dramatic meaning.

Bob:"Hey did you get those TPS reports?"
Bill:"I had no time, I was busy mcjones all week!"

Stoner1:"This bud is seriously dank mcjones!"
Stoner2:"ZOMG! I almost jizzed mcjones everywhere when I smelled it!"

mcjones by buttsecks.mcjonesifson February 10, 2008

Member McJones

a man of supreme sexual nature. A very urbane fucker that gets laid alot, without getting STDs or getting girls pregnant. A sex god in human form no less.

Dude, how awesome would it be to be a Member McJones?

Member McJones by membermcjonesAWWWYEEAA December 22, 2010

Lewis manley mcjones 

A fat gypsy cunt with no friends

Mary: hi Lewis manley mcjones

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Poopy McJones 

With that being said Poopy McJones enjoys a talk about capitalism, just like you if you've read this far. He loves capitalism so much, its the only other thing he talks about when he isn't talking about his traumatic experiences. Poor him. Buy him. His life is so sad. You'll make it better, if you buy him. Do it. He loves seeing people pay the government because if they don't they will lose their homes. He's cruel, just like you. So much in common. Buy it.

With that being said Poopy McJones enjoys a talk about capitalism, just like you if you've read this far. He loves capitalism so much, its the only other thing he talks about when he isn't talking about his traumatic experiences. Poor him. Buy him. His life is so sad. You'll make it better, if you buy him. Do it. He loves seeing people pay the government because if they don't they will lose their homes. He's cruel, just like you. So much in common. Buy it.

Poopy McJones by Poopy McJones November 5, 2022