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a word used to describe anything and everything that is everything; a universal word that is stuck at the end of every phrase; word that can be substituted for anything just like the south park word "marklar"
"that's gay cock mcjones"
"stop being a faggot mcjones"
"i saw you cheating with mcjones"
Mcjones is used after a word to incorporate a more dramatic meaning.
Bob:"Hey did you get those TPS reports?"
Bill:"I had no time, I was busy mcjones all week!"

Stoner1:"This bud is seriously dank mcjones!"
Stoner2:"ZOMG! I almost jizzed mcjones everywhere when I smelled it!"
mcjones by buttsecks.mcjonesifson February 10, 2008

Member McJones

a man of supreme sexual nature. A very urbane fucker that gets laid alot, without getting STDs or getting girls pregnant. A sex god in human form no less.
Dude, how awesome would it be to be a Member McJones?

Lewis manley mcjones 

A fat gypsy cunt with no friends
Mary: hi Lewis manley mcjones

Poopy McJones 

With that being said Poopy McJones enjoys a talk about capitalism, just like you if you've read this far. He loves capitalism so much, its the only other thing he talks about when he isn't talking about his traumatic experiences. Poor him. Buy him. His life is so sad. You'll make it better, if you buy him. Do it. He loves seeing people pay the government because if they don't they will lose their homes. He's cruel, just like you. So much in common. Buy it.
With that being said Poopy McJones enjoys a talk about capitalism, just like you if you've read this far. He loves capitalism so much, its the only other thing he talks about when he isn't talking about his traumatic experiences. Poor him. Buy him. His life is so sad. You'll make it better, if you buy him. Do it. He loves seeing people pay the government because if they don't they will lose their homes. He's cruel, just like you. So much in common. Buy it.
Poopy McJones by Poopy McJones November 5, 2022

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026