A person who is an extra large douche, especially one that makes an ass of himself as part of his general douchy-ness.
Derived from the Latin for hindquarters "Gluteus Maximus," where "Maximus" means "really big."
Derived from the Latin for hindquarters "Gluteus Maximus," where "Maximus" means "really big."
#1: "So, guess what Douchius Maximus said today?"
#2: "Tell me!"
#1: "He asked again if he could have the vacuum cleaner."
#2: "No! What did you say?"
#1: "I told him no."
#2: "Good."
#1: "Seriously. He has one, it's just not as nice. You don't have an affair with my friend, move out, leave me with three children, and then ask for the new vacuum cleaner because you took the old one. Kids are messy. You are not. You have a job. Go buy a fucking vacuum cleaner."
#2: "Tell me!"
#1: "He asked again if he could have the vacuum cleaner."
#2: "No! What did you say?"
#1: "I told him no."
#2: "Good."
#1: "Seriously. He has one, it's just not as nice. You don't have an affair with my friend, move out, leave me with three children, and then ask for the new vacuum cleaner because you took the old one. Kids are messy. You are not. You have a job. Go buy a fucking vacuum cleaner."
by california420 October 5, 2010
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scientific term for an the individual who is a complete a total dork. see dork (definition by tara)for more information
by taralina July 14, 2003
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by Karl Figgons November 3, 2012
Get the Degenious-Maximus mug.Douchbaggius Maximus is a person, and we use this term loosely who has transcended mere mortal ways of being a complete douche bag. This is the guy who is serial monogamist, Ei dating girls for extended periods of time before fucking them over leaving them or generally exposing his position as a complete asshole. This is worse than Douche-bah-Promiscuous, the most common sup species of the douche bag, for two reasons. One, he reeks much more emotional havoc on women, and two Because you must know him (generally a he, but there are females of this subspecies, or breed).
Identifying features of this species include, dating a girl for a month a year or more, occasionally parading them around their friends, mixed with keeping them in another State. After a few months there will be a period of cheating which often but does not always include, the male receiving oral sex from a random girl at a party, then receiving it in random places in a big city in Maryland, engaging in sexual acts during high school, in stair wells with girls they claim to detest on moral grounds, refusing to speak to people they have been in association with for the better part of a decade, because they are, sexual immoral, when in fact the friend is much more sexual reserved loyal and monogamist that any species of Douchbaggius Maximus could ever be.
Identifying features of this species include, dating a girl for a month a year or more, occasionally parading them around their friends, mixed with keeping them in another State. After a few months there will be a period of cheating which often but does not always include, the male receiving oral sex from a random girl at a party, then receiving it in random places in a big city in Maryland, engaging in sexual acts during high school, in stair wells with girls they claim to detest on moral grounds, refusing to speak to people they have been in association with for the better part of a decade, because they are, sexual immoral, when in fact the friend is much more sexual reserved loyal and monogamist that any species of Douchbaggius Maximus could ever be.
1, Oh man, look at Glen Beck, he’s implying that liberals eat babies when he infact is one of the leading causes in fetal sucides due to his own stupidity. Fucking Douchbaggis Maximus
2. Did that guy just drive two hours to another city to get a blow job from some slut then go to church the next day with his parents? An excellent example of Douchbaggis Maximus
3. Some Douchbaggius Maximus woke me up at seven on saterday banging on my door. He then told me I was goign to hell if I did not stop having sex with any one ever, outside of one woman with the intent to make babbies.
2. Did that guy just drive two hours to another city to get a blow job from some slut then go to church the next day with his parents? An excellent example of Douchbaggis Maximus
3. Some Douchbaggius Maximus woke me up at seven on saterday banging on my door. He then told me I was goign to hell if I did not stop having sex with any one ever, outside of one woman with the intent to make babbies.
by The dread pirate roberts May 21, 2010
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Any emo douchebag who makes it a point to make plans without following through. Also associated with whining poons who are never satisfied, not even by the rank smell of their own spray farts.
This is the highest level of being a faggoty douchebag.
Any emo douchebag who makes it a point to make plans without following through. Also associated with whining poons who are never satisfied, not even by the rank smell of their own spray farts.
This is the highest level of being a faggoty douchebag.
Justin achieved the level of douchefaggimus maximus by whining and sprayfarting the entire road trip.
by Loki the ferret June 28, 2007
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The main element of a douche bag.
Also means that someone is a douche or a douchus (douche/doofus) to the max.
The main element of a douche bag.
Also means that someone is a douche or a douchus (douche/doofus) to the max.
by mTracy July 24, 2007
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