Masterbatory

adj. Something which is great fun to do but is completely pointless or without useful purpose.

Person 1: "hey have you checked out that farming app on facebook?"

Person 2: "yeah, it's totally masterbatory!"

by tickletackle November 28, 2010

mastercate

the process of chewing food

The boy will mastercate this piece of pie

by fistacuffs August 8, 2003

masterbatorium

The room in which a person's PC is kept.

I rang the doorbell three or four times, dude. What, were you in the masterbatorium?

by twajjo January 10, 2012

Masterdater

One who engages going to movies, dinner and social events by himself. One who engages in masterdation.

He didn't have a date last night, he likes to be a masterdater.

by praxguy December 8, 2010

Gamer masterbater

This one is especially for gaymers, it is when you stick your controller up your ass and then you turn on vibrate

Danny: I definately a gamer masterbater
Steve: Yeah me too

by genghis September 13, 2016

Masterboater

A female that motorboats her own breasts.

Hey Kaitlyn I can motorboat my own boobs! Hey Kim you're a masterboater!

by KennethG October 4, 2014

Masterlate

Late for something because you were masterbating

Why were you late for work?
I was masterbating so I was Masterlate.

by CCdiemond September 13, 2014