wal-martian

the scantily clad, sunbed burned, rednceck, wanna be supermodels that hang out at Wal-Mart.

Why go pickup cheap crack-whores when the Wal-Martians are free

by fuckstik September 27, 2007

my favorite martian

the worst movie ever made after RHPS

zoot: Heeeey aren't you one of the spice goils?!

by fuckershocking February 6, 2005

Martina

The best person ever literally the best. She is the kindest person you’ll ever meet and is genuinely there for everyone. She has a big heart and sometimes that’s her downfall. She takes everyone’s problems onto her shoulders and tries to fix peoples problems. She feels bad to say no because she’s so sweet and that’s not her fault.

She’s one of the best people on this earth. So if you know a Martina, keep her, she’s one of the greatest people you’ll ever meet.

“Bro is that Martina?”
“Yeah, she’s the best.”

by Stickbuh January 7, 2022

Martindaled

When a close friend moves in on a buddies girl to have sexual intercoarse with her for his own personal gain, most men or women that 'martindale' are unemployed and spend most of there time in there parents basement lifting weights and webcamming to girls overseas with the webcam on zoom

Alex- "man i can't believe that darryl moved in on my girl after i just broke up with her, i thought we were tight"

Kyle- "Ya dude, he totally martindaled your ass"

by martindaler October 15, 2009

Martina

She is a beautiful and smart girl. She always helps others no matter what. Although she has a lot of insecurities, she tries to stay happy. A girl named Martina is super talented, funny and is loved by everyone because of her big heart. She is like an angel on earth and the best friend ever.

wow! That’s a Martina. Damn

by ladyyinbluee November 22, 2021

Martina

martina is a nice girl but can get rude at points too😂 she’s very short brown hair brown eyes very shy but can be outgoing. ruins relationships (S+A=💔) But SHE did it for a good reason. she’s amazing. gets okay grades. very kool. she cares. she cares a lot about ur emotions and feelings. she’s trustable.

who’s martina?

she’s a cute girl

by youroneandonly:) March 2, 2020

Martian rock

This is the "strongest" marijuana you can get. It is 98.2% THC. The bud starts out dipped in hash oil, then dusted with kief then rolled in CBD extract, coated in THC crystals, doused in CO2 oil, smothered in bud butter, sprinkled with green crack , dash of dank dust and given a bath in weed jello.

Amber smoked those Martian Rocks and forgot how to walk afterwords.

by Spunkirocko July 11, 2017