Martial FC

A bunch of weirdos who follow Martial and say he is the best player at Man United.

John: Who do you support?
Steve: Man United
Adam: United
Harshalutd: Martial FC till I die. He carried us in 2020. Martial's hold up play is underrated. We wouldn't be in the Champions League without Martial

by RASHFORD OUT June 1, 2021

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martial arts manlet

The martial arts manlet is a minuscule and utterly insignificant manlet, who has, in an absolutely futile attempt at overcoming his insurmountably devastating manletism, hilariously decided that in order to bolster his notoriously fragile self-esteem and in a laughably delusional effort at competing with the towering manmores that terrify him, he should pursue an ill-fated career in martial arts. Closely related to the stubby and microscopic, gym coping manlet pit dweller, the overcompensating martial arts manlet can often be found engaging in mortifying public catfights with other martial arts manlets, throwing a hissy fit after being bullied by other children or crying bitter tears of manlet rage after having once again been soundly and easily defeated by a laughing manmore. Willfully ignorant of the plainly obvious truth that no amount of time wasted by bodybuilding or sparring will change the fact that he is a dwarfishly stunted, elflike and inherently effeminate runt of a sissy manlet boy who would be the belle of the ball in a women's prison, the Napoleon complex-driven martial arts manlet personifies peak manletism.

Lol, why is that spandex wearing turbo-manlet twirling around beneath that table lamp while blasting Short People over there? I think the silly martial arts manlet is shadow-boxing. Eye of the Manlet. Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator August 21, 2024

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Martial

a very sexy horny and nonchalant guy martial is more than just a name.... its a lifestyle martial can do anything in life like have sex and kiss Dylan on the butthole I want to have sex with martial. A

hey man lets filter out martial

by darcy woodhall November 4, 2025

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Paliza (Polizei): The First Martial Law Juveniles Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 341: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 343: Paliza (Polizei): The First Martial Law Juveniles Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

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Jean-Martial

Jean-Martial is usually a very tall guy. Like very very tall.
He is smart, funny, and has a very dark humor.
Most people cannot pronounce his name but luckily, he doesn't really mind.

Every body loves Jean-Marie

Jean-Martial ? You mean that crazy son of a bitch ? Oh yes I like him a lot.

by MaMieJu February 27, 2025

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