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Marshmellowing

Using the stickiness of marshmellows to jerk off.
Damn Zach, I was gonna make smores! But now I can't, because you have been marshmellowing!
by noo_username July 14, 2015
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Marshmellow twat

A Creative word for when someone who gets easily offended, gets salty and/or upset, over something somebody said.
by RanelsonZero June 11, 2020
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Martella

Surname; derivative of the Italian/Jersey word for "hammer".

Martellas are recognized for their life skillz, intelligence, technical prowess, good looks, mainframe- operating proficiency, beast-mode abilities, and social expertise.

A penchant for sweet shit (esp. weaponry) is a common trait among the descendants of the Martella clan. Martellas prefer pizza- based food products, but occasionally will go out to eat for some dank Vietnamese.

Well known Martellas include the SUPERMARTELLABROTHERS (SMB): professional urban guerillas, street racers, and disc golfers, as well as lesser-known Vincent Martella, from Everybody Hates Chris.
there are no examples that can be put into writing that accurately describe the epicness of thinking about or just being in the presence of a Martella.
by magnificantmagnificant May 10, 2011
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Marshmellow

Another word for hipster (because they're both soft and white)
Hey, look at that fucking marshmellow!
by Lexeqtr April 25, 2011
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marshmellow

When someone who weighs 215 pounds wears all white
Rob is a marsmellow in his white fleece
by herms August 18, 2003
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marshmellow kabob

When a man slides large marshmellows over his cock for another person to eat. Can be one marshmellow or how many can fit.
Ryan: Hey amanda i made you a marshmellow kabob!

Amanda: Yum.

Ryan: make sure you get all the sticky residue afterwards, last time the sugar made my cock stick to my boxers.
by Discordia Foxwater December 24, 2011
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marshmellowed

The feeling when you’re so relaxed your body and brain feel like you’re a marshmallow.
I just smoked so much CBD I’m so marshmellowed right now.”
by fdakjy December 22, 2020
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