Margaret

Margaret is as beautiful on the inside as she is on the outside. Margaret is radiant and smiles from the inside out. She lights up a room when she walks in. A girl of good character. She has the heart of an angel, shows compassion and encourages everyone around her. She is sincere, sensitive and kind. A sensual, graceful dancer. Margaret can be a bit clumsy which she demonstrates when she often falls off of her high shoes so be ready to catch her. Has a flare for fashion. Is usually a homecoming queen. Has a passion for life! Intelligent and discerning. A person you can trust with your heart. Guys gravitate towards her. She is old fashioned and will not chase guys but lucky is the guy who pursues her and wins her heart. Loyalty is one of her many attributes. margaret has a huge capacity for love. Be kind and you will win her heart forever. BUT be warned IF you are a cheater, a player, mean, hurtful, dishonest, rude or inattentive you will distroy her love for you. If you are ever lucky enough to have a margaret in your life then you have found a rare treasure. Cherish each and every moment with her like it is your last.

woah! thats Margaret.
yeah! she's my best friend:)

by bffl124578965455 March 5, 2010

manmaries

Larger than average male breasts. Also known as man boobs or man tits. Origin: mammaries (female breasts)

That guy's manmaries are so big, I think he'd need a C-cup if he wore a bra!

by Anne December 10, 2003

marmalade sandwich

1. Sleeping with a blond followed by a redhead, followed by another blond.
2. Sleeping with 2 blonds and a redhead at the same time.
3. Referring to three people, two of which are blond and one of which is a redhead.
4. Two slices of white bread with some marmalade in between.

1: "Would you rather do Jenna, Faye or Pamela?" "Pssh...Why choose? I'll take the whole marmalade sandwich"

2: "Want a PB and J?" "No, I'm good with a marmalade sandwich."

by village September 24, 2013

Lady Margaret's School

A school in England filled to the brim with chavs who have an IQ in the negatives. If you do not conform, you will be bullied by the small-minded peeps of LMS. Oh, and things went to sh*t ever since the new headteacher came around. Muck-up day? Banned. House plays? Of course not! (Yep, she literally banned FUN).

If you roll your skirt up so high that everyone can see your arse, then you're considered the best thing since sliced bread. Otherwise, RIP.

Person 1: 'Those chavs are so annoying!'
Person 2: 'Eh, we must be close to Lady Margaret's School.'

by Cewlperson October 15, 2019

Chocolate starfish margarita

When the sweat rolls down your back into the crack of your ass and dries around your butthole forming a salty ring..

It's so hot outside right now it's just one of those chocolate starfish margarita kind of days..

by Super crackaa!! June 12, 2017

mammary glands

Scientific term for titties.

The subjects mammary glands display an increase in size in reaction to the surgery.

by AcneAndAnthrax November 3, 2014

Margaret Thatcher

An absolute cunt who was a disgrace to the people and the workers. An enemy of the Irish and the Argentines, someone who’s death was an absolute relief. Led the UK for 11 years too many.

Guy: I think Margaret Thatcher was a great leader
Anyone with common sense: Shoots the guy

by Irish_LeftWing March 1, 2019