mallard

1. a duck

2. an idiot that constantly switches subcultures/scenes on a monthly basis. term originates from a certain person in the texas music scene who is a total wanker.

1. "look at the cute little mallard! i like ducks."

2. "he's such a mallard, last week he had an afro and this week he's all emo."

by anonnie mouse August 26, 2005

mallard

Some one who enjoys the company of people who Quack. A good giveaway is wearing a green shirt, with a duck on it.

My teacher was wearing his mallard shirt today.

by Ray-Cory-yar-yar November 25, 2007

mallard

An ugly looking bloke with a rather large nose, that also makes weird noises......... usaully found in the stanford area.

Oi mallard you ugly fuker get me a pint

by mallard boy April 18, 2006

Mallardify

To Duck it up. Also known as Scullifying.

You gotta mallardify those hot dogs bro.

by Chef David August 2, 2018

Mallard

Someone who panic buys - especially from a grocery store or supermarket - upon hearing of an impending crisis or emergency.

“Look how much stuff he has on his trolly, it’s only a cyclone. What an absolute Mallard.”

by Pseudomania316 January 24, 2022

mallard._.duck__vr

mallard._.duck__vr has bad internet but is still good at gorilla tag, if he had better internet he would probably be better than sleet_vr/aceyninjavr

mallard._.duck__vr has bad internet.

by mallard._.duck__vr March 21, 2022

Mallard

A synonym for fuck, since your phone autocorrects it to duck, so why not just use that word anyway.

Oh mallard me!

Mallard you!

Mother mallard!

by Flammy The Wizard April 4, 2023