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Mozzarella Stick 

To consume a bag of Cheetos (or cheese puffs, cheez doodles, etc.) and then proceed to masturbate without washing your hands so the penis ends up covered in the orange, cheesy dust from the food.
Billy: Did you hear about AJ?
Johnny: No, what happened?

Billy: Katie was gonna give him a handjob after Netflix night but he had a major mozzarella stick!
Johnny: Oh man, AJ must've been pissed!
Mozzarella Stick by ViciousCritter January 26, 2015
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An electric mosquito killing device, common in China. They look like a tennis racket with a metal mesh, and electrocute mosquitos when you press a button and hit them with it.
There was a mozzie biting me last night, so I got my mozzap out and zapped that mo-fo! Yeeeeaaahhhh!
mozzap by neorococco January 16, 2011

Dirty Mozzarella Stick 

Term refers to a deep fried piece of shit/fecal matter. Originally used in the Mr. Becker contest, May 2009.
Chef Eileen has since resorted to frying up pieces of shit, however, I find her dirty mozzarella sticks irresistible.
A 'Mozz' is a person or being who has the abiltity to change the outcome of an event that seems certain.
I cannot believe Mitch put a mozz on another one. The horse I backed was going to win by the length of the straight, he said 'just wins' and that instant the horse fell over.
Mozz by Wooley April 30, 2015
Deriving from the adjective amused it describes a feeling of deep joy going far beyond happiness. Opposite: noozy.
I feel so moozy I wanna plant a tree!
moozy by cikeminatti April 15, 2016

Mozzerella Stick 

When you eat cheetos then jerk off with the cheese powder still on your hands
Person #1: "I was so high last night and I was so hungry and horny so I just gave myself a mozzerella stick"
An artist who goes by the name mtv mozey, great personality and all around a fun person to be with
I was at a party and you know it was lit because mtv mozey was there
Mozey by Not that got pal April 28, 2022