A nice breakfast to make your Doc-Martens-wearing, Oscar-Wilde-reading, 70s-music-listening, Taylor-Swift-stanning, probably-queer friend.
It's a type of breakfast that Remus Lupin, a member of the Marauders (from Harry Potter) makes for himself at Hogwarts in the extremely popular All the young dudes fanfic by the brilliant MsKingBean89 on AO3.
It consists of a crunchy piece of toast that is divided in four equal pieces. On each of the four pieces there is a different breakfast spread; marmalade, jam, lemon curd and butter.
Person A: I feel like eating a magical, gay wizardbreakfasttoday.
Person B: Moony toast today, then.
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*