Chocolate Milf-Shake

When a small white male, and a VERY large black woman get together and they lay on the floor and the black woman wraps her arms and legs around the male, making sure his head is between her breasts, then they both proceed to shake vigorously.

>Are you still dating that "Joline" chick??

>Hell yes! Yesterday I got a Chocolate Milf-Shake!

>Nice!

by IKHONKEY KONGXI April 22, 2011

MIlFCheese

The orgasm of an elderly women.

When i was fucking Chads mom she unleased her milfcheese all over my nuts!

by James boldina December 13, 2009

milf

A hot ass mom you wanna smash and kill all night long.
M.I.L.F. - Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck

"Dayum! yo Johnny yo mom is a straight up MILF! I wanna hit that!"

by Sk8_Depot December 24, 2007

milf dud

An older woman who looks good from behind or from a distance only to end up a turn off when observed facially up close or when naked.

"She was hot until she showed her face. What a milf dud"
"85% of women over 40 are varying degrees of milf dud"
"Usually I like sex with the lights on... unless she's a milf dud"

by jenno28 January 2, 2009

Milf Tits

The nice warm juicy tits of a milf, perfect size and you always get a huge boner when you see them. When your banging the vagina of a hot milf you should always squeeze them.

Guy 1: Hey man remember when I was over at your house? Well your mom changed right infront of me and I saw her awesome milf tits. Then we screwed on the bed. High five!

by DildoWlegs October 17, 2009

milfday

Often used instead of the word "birthday". Really common in German speaking countries, primarily to wish a good looking, mature women a "Happy Birthday".

Happy milfday sweetheart!

by fefefe September 29, 2010

milfatorium

A social scene filled with MILFs

The Coral Tree Cafe in Brentwood, Los Angeles is a milfatorium.

by forkalsrud June 2, 2007