S-I-M-P

S-I-M-P, also spelled like SIMP, Simp or S.I.M.P Stands for Squirrels In My Pants. A very useful word, which made its debut in a song

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

by The one with a lot of adobe September 26, 2020

E. M. P. M. D. R. R. P.

Erotic, Mentally Painful, Moist, Drunk, Rape, Role, Play

When engaged in involuntary erotic roleplay while under the influence by someone online while in Virtual Reality.

I saw someone engaged you in EMPMDRRP last night while you were passed out in the Black Cat on VRChat. E. M. P. M. D. R. R. P.

by WrittenWroten August 22, 2021

M O P

"Master of (the) pullout";Dude who's pullout game is strong and never ends up a baby daddy

"Dang, Tom never gets caught up with a baby mama, dude is the M O P !!!! '

by Jlzahbub May 10, 2025

h e l p m e

My definitions aren't posting for days!

nooo I can't get famous

h e l p m e

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ July 11, 2023

P&M

Being alone and horny on a Friday night.

Matt: Jeff, are you planning on getting laid tonight?
Jeff: No matt. Just like that Hanson song says... It's my Penis & Me (P&M) tonight.

by Applejackmeoff March 11, 2019