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Luxury Shit

A situation where you make your stay at the toilet a luxury, often involving bringing food, a laptop computer and preferably something to drink.
I just took a luxury shit, it was wonderful!
by ErikHK January 12, 2009
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Luxury Breakdown

a mental breakdown, extreme anxiety that occurs to the unemployed and well taken-care of, sometimes trustfund middle 20's children. Done usually in between manicure / pedicure, chiropractor, and personal trainer appointments. Used to gain attention from friends who think you have lost touch with since you became so wrapped up in your world of doing nothing all day.
Friend 1: "I'm not sure what is wrong with me. I've been having panic attacks, I'm all stressed out about thinking about returning to work someday, getting up at noon just about kills me... I think I'm going crazy."

Friend 2: "Nice to hear from you. I think you are having a luxury breakdown. Glad you have found something to occupy your days with."
by Joan f-ing Crawford June 14, 2009
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Luxury Fuck You

A snobby way of telling somebody "fuck you", simply by boasting about your personal wealth. You must be wealthy, first.
middle-class bitch: Eventhough I didn't show it in high school, I always respected you. I know I was in the in crowd, and you were just a wallflower. Now that we're older we should do lunch, some time.

new money man: I'll have to pass on that. As you can tell by the Lamborghini, I don't drive Toyota Camry's anymore.

middle-class bitch: Was that a Luxury Fuck You?

new money man: Fucking A right it was.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011
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luxury suite

The larger more spacious stall in any given restroom.

Typically the handicapped accessible stall, the suite offers accommodations including only one adjacent neighbor, extended leg room and a longer line of sight. All of which accumulating to bring the user the most pleasurable and comfortable restroom experience without sacrificing privacy.
Sky: That didn't take long, I've only been waiting 15 minutes for you to get out of the bathroom.

Dave: What can I say, the luxury suite treats you well.
by DJ Sky Cow June 10, 2007
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luxury

Anything on the spectrum that is above the standard. Luxury can range from leather seats in an economy car to a private jet or a private island. The spectrum of luxury can have such a wide range because what may be luxury to one person might not be to another person. In general anything that is obtained to make life more comfortable or enjoyable, something greater than what is needed to survive, including alcohol.
I believe my car is a luxury car because it has leather seats, but your car is a luxury car also because it is very expensive and stylish.
by J-Jim August 25, 2019
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luxury jerk

When you jerk-off inside of a condom.
Stacy couldn’t come over last night so I treated myself to a luxury jerk instead.
by Luxurious jerker August 24, 2020
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Luxor Deluxe

An extremely overpriced plane in GTA that needs to burn
jimmothy: hey larry did you buy the luxor deluxe
Larry: no its a fucking flying hell
by jimmothythepussykiller March 21, 2021
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