Investment fatty

The idea of dating a fat chick with the goal of making her thin and therefore more attractive.
I'm dating an investment fatty, if I'm successful the dividends will be a hot girlfriend.
by J-Jim April 20, 2021
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picking up cigarette butts

An activity homeless people are usually seen doing in carparks or in town as a source of tobacco.
I was in town and observed a person of no fixed address picking up cigarette butts, they then broke these up, discarded the filter and paper, then placed the tobacco in a tobacco bag. I later saw this person rolling up cigarettes from this source of scavenged tobacco.
by J-Jim August 12, 2019
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slow death

Dying a slow death can refer to people who may be living a mundane or a life without productivity or purpose. Such as a person who does not participate in society and rather watches television nearly all day, everyday. This can also include people who for some reason my have complete social isolation.
I once spoke to an Australian Aboriginal elder about the alcohol crisis in indigenous communities. He said that most of the people who drink alcohol to excess do so as it gave them something to do and an escape. He said these people weren't living but were actually dying a slow death.
by J-Jim August 24, 2019
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Whitebread

Whitebread, a predominantly or all white community, usually live in rural areas but not always. Anyone who is ethnic (including African) in appearance even in the slightest way, people will stop what they are doing and stare. Racial slurs may be spoken as a part of day to day talk and people will treat anyone who is not white as an outsider.
The phenomena of Whitebread occurs as white people in these areas are only breeding with other white people, thus the term White-Bread.
I went to the beach today, it was so Whitebread. Everyone stopped and stared as if they had never seen a insert race here before.
by J-Jim September 08, 2019
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Free nosing

The act of wearing a mask to protect your self from Coronavirus but not covering your nose, making this act of wearing PPE an act in futility.
That person looks stupid the are free nosing in public. Should I give them a a lesson in how to don a P-95 mask or let them go on that way.
by J-Jim June 18, 2020
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Exclusive

Exclusive, A term used by marketers in order to sell things to give some sort of sense of superiority. Such as "our exclusive offer" or "exclusive housing estate". The Irony of the use of this word is that nothing is really exclusive, because anyone who can afford it can buy it regardless of their background. So the use of this word in marketing is just some sort of ego boost.
Look at my new house in this exclusive housing estate, notice how everyone who lives here are better than you (some how)...
by J-Jim August 23, 2019
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Quasi-camping

The art of sleeping in a portable structure at a camp ground with every single comfort from home that it's not really camping at all. This often results in an experience far more expensive than an expensive hotel. (Different from staying in a caravan, as that is not camping but caravanning). People who go Quasi-camping are often loud obnoxious and never take their rubbish with them.
I went to the campground, there were so many people Quasi-camping, it gives me the impression that they hate the outdoors and would rather stay at home. They were obnoxious, loud and messy.
by J-Jim August 13, 2021
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