lurceny

To stalk then steal from someone.

Bill: "I can't stand it! Iv been stalking her for so long i think its time..."
Todd: "Dude, don't rape her!"
Bill: "The fuck? Ha no no no no. You misunderstood me Todd, I ment i was going to steal from her now."
Todd: "Woundn't that be lurceny?
Bill: "Yes. Yes it would be"

by Lord Silverleaf August 6, 2010

lurch

a male in his late teens or early twenties that hits on teenage girls, even after being given the knowledge that she is underage, and she has hinted/told him to back off.

That lurch i gave my number to at the mall wont stop calling me!

by misstuscansun918 January 16, 2011

lurch

act of eating bitches faces and lungs

yo the guy got life in prison for committing a lurch

by james posey41 January 29, 2009

Lurchified

The creation of something so goddamned huge and monstrous, that it overwhelms everything around it: to make gigantic

Andrew lurchified the Daewoo Festiva by taking out the engine and cutting hole to slip his lurch feet into.

by Ming Chee January 19, 2004

Lurching Balls

To make a complete ass of one's self, or to react in a way that is viewed as extreme or irrational.

It's alright guys, he's just lurching balls.

by Smelt captain of the west sea October 25, 2008

Lurch Groan

A groan compared to 1960's American television series "Addams Family" character "Lurch". A deep guttural groan included with a shaking of the head. Indicating action of disgust in a sentence.

I just watched video <Lurch Groan> and it was so bad it made me want to vomit.

by bubba58 June 9, 2012

lurch and chill

Sitting in the front seat of a car and participating in any number of activities, including cuddling, kissing and talking.

Hey, do you want to Lurch and chill tonight?

by Lincolnrussianuglysweater December 1, 2015