A person or future "target" for fun who is beyond ugly and would never be suitable for any member of society not named Lurch. This person is usually greater than 250 lbs and features a face that makes you want to claw your eyes out.
Person 1: Hey, check out that hottie over there (in jest).
Person 2: Christ, Why did you do that to me? Damn, she is horrendous, like a cat pissed on a person's soul and thats what it projected. Damn, why did you do that to me???
Person 3: Isn't your name Lurch? She is totally Lurchable
Person 2: Christ, Why did you do that to me? Damn, she is horrendous, like a cat pissed on a person's soul and thats what it projected. Damn, why did you do that to me???
Person 3: Isn't your name Lurch? She is totally Lurchable
by Kappa Sig Alpha Gamma February 10, 2007
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a type of snack food that children take to school.
Used while at the bottom of a "fighting growlbacks pit".
Used while at the bottom of a "fighting growlbacks pit".
by lindyn September 24, 2004
Get the lunchables mug.Someone who attracts people that will either creep or lurk on them. They are most likely hot, or they are weird and post funny and/or weird shit.
Me: Wow that emo chick is so lurkable
Other person: Yea man, she always posts these gay emo statuses, they are hilarious
Me: Dude I was looking at her wall and she has 30 statuses with song lyrics and hearts after them.
Other person: Haha dude, thats priceless. I love lurking
Other person: Yea man, she always posts these gay emo statuses, they are hilarious
Me: Dude I was looking at her wall and she has 30 statuses with song lyrics and hearts after them.
Other person: Haha dude, thats priceless. I love lurking
by K $h33zy January 24, 2010
Get the Lurkable mug.1. An ignorant person whos top priorities are their drug intake, american football, eating at mcdonalds, driving their camaro/mustang and trying to pick up under aged girls. they cannot hold a conversation because they burnt out their last few brain cells eating handfuls of pills (they dont know what was in them, they just eat them) and drinking cases of shit beer (ie, bud or miller lite.) they are violent and frequent run of the mill night clubs.
2. See meathead.
2. See meathead.
lunchable: "sandwich yo!"
humanoid: "uhm what would you like in your sandwhich?"
luncahble: "meat!"
humanoid: "ok, what type of bread would you like?"
lunchable: "meat!"
humanoid: "ok, here's your meat on meat sandwich.."
humanoid: "uhm what would you like in your sandwhich?"
luncahble: "meat!"
humanoid: "ok, what type of bread would you like?"
lunchable: "meat!"
humanoid: "ok, here's your meat on meat sandwich.."
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