Lurchable 

A person or future "target" for fun who is beyond ugly and would never be suitable for any member of society not named Lurch. This person is usually greater than 250 lbs and features a face that makes you want to claw your eyes out.

Person 1: Hey, check out that hottie over there (in jest).
Person 2: Christ, Why did you do that to me? Damn, she is horrendous, like a cat pissed on a person's soul and thats what it projected. Damn, why did you do that to me???
Person 3: Isn't your name Lurch? She is totally Lurchable

Lurchable by Kappa Sig Alpha Gamma February 10, 2007

lil lunchable 

A 14 year old mex boi tryna rid the world of thots.

Dang that boi lil lunchable droppin sum straight fire

lil lunchable by Soundcloud Industries October 26, 2018

lunchables 

a type of snack food that children take to school.
Used while at the bottom of a "fighting growlbacks pit".

a little help down here...maybe some LUNCHABLES....or a juicebox.....i love you too brett

lunchables by lindyn September 24, 2004

Lurkable 

Someone who attracts people that will either creep or lurk on them. They are most likely hot, or they are weird and post funny and/or weird shit.

Me: Wow that emo chick is so lurkable

Other person: Yea man, she always posts these gay emo statuses, they are hilarious

Me: Dude I was looking at her wall and she has 30 statuses with song lyrics and hearts after them.

Other person: Haha dude, thats priceless. I love lurking

Lurkable by K $h33zy January 24, 2010

lunchable

1. An ignorant person whos top priorities are their drug intake, american football, eating at mcdonalds, driving their camaro/mustang and trying to pick up under aged girls. they cannot hold a conversation because they burnt out their last few brain cells eating handfuls of pills (they dont know what was in them, they just eat them) and drinking cases of shit beer (ie, bud or miller lite.) they are violent and frequent run of the mill night clubs.

2. See meathead.

lunchable: "sandwich yo!"
humanoid: "uhm what would you like in your sandwhich?"
luncahble: "meat!"
humanoid: "ok, what type of bread would you like?"
lunchable: "meat!"
humanoid: "ok, here's your meat on meat sandwich.."

lunchable by nocturnal January 10, 2005

lunnchablez 

a super cool system on tiktok!

“yo! have you seen lunnchablez ?”

“HELL YEAH”

lunnchablez by acoolperson____ August 30, 2021

lunchable

Coworker agreeable to sex during the lunch hour.

"Tad the mailboy is my Thursday lunchable, usually in the supply closet."

lunchable by AMRF August 16, 2007