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logical

Reasoning in a clear and consistent manner.
See anarchy, anarchist, anarchism, communist, communism, feminist, feminism, environmentalist, environmentalism, autonomy, autonomist, situationist, nature, nihilism, anticapitalist, squatter, and piracy.
by Buenaventura Durruti May 25, 2004
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logicall

Completely, all-encompassingly logical
It's not only, but completely logicall foreseeably and as a matter of recall.
by Hercolena Oliver April 19, 2009
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apo lodicakes

A name Used to Describe the Corpse of the Late Filipino Dictator Ferdinand Marcos
American: "Bro, How do you call Marcos?"
Filipino: "We call him Apo Lodicakes"
by Dilaw101 October 1, 2020
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Logical Shitstorm Continuum

The Logical Shitstorm Continuum basically amounts to a giant "tank" where all the stupidest, most nonsensical and illogical things that people think, say, and do are being stored by God for the day when He gets to point out what a bunch of fucking assholes the lot of us are and how lucky we are that He forgives us for it. When this "tank" finally hits full, the Apocalypse will begin, the world will end, and a whole lot of people are going to say, "Wow, not only is there a God, but He really did keep track of every stupid thing I said and did."

It also serves as a storage facility for every one of Will Ferrell's movies, though this is keeping in line with the preceding definition.
"Think twice about making that speech, Mr. President. It threatens to break the Logical Shitstorm Continuum, and you don't want that to mark the end of your presidency."

"A new Will Ferrell movie was released this weekend, and the United Nations was relived to find that the Logical Shitstorm Continuum has remained intact."
by JustAnotherGuy February 3, 2010
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Logical blowjob

The blowjob one gives to a serial killer to prevent death at their hands.
Serial killer: welcome to your worst nightmare.

Girl: I'll give you a logical blowjob if you let me live!
by BadWolfFile April 19, 2009
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Lonigan

A Lonigan is a communist retard who is normally considered a “Creeper” by the female species; activities of a Lonigan consist of drawing, Drinking Tea, And Checking out little kids, they also have a tendency of supporting the fallen political system of Communism.

Even though Lonigans think they have a chance with women, they are sadly mistaken. For women think they are the creepiest lowlifes to have ever graced god’s green earth.

So the Lonigans of the world will remain basement virgins for all of eternity, drawing and fantasizing about the fake women they create and hang on their bulletin boards.
Woman: Ewwww! he's such a lonigan.
Man: Yeah, he definatly will be a virgin for life.
by Jason Lemay May 9, 2008
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Logicable

A justification for having an amount of knowledge.
KIm K. "I have this, like, sixth sense where I can smell if someone has a cavity"
Kanye. W "Babe, that's so logicable"
by Paige Jazmin Willow February 5, 2020
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