Rock Lobber

a person who resides in Iraq and likes to throw rocks at vehicles, and other moving objects

This rocklobber is denting up my tank

by Keith November 27, 2003

grenade lobbing sluts

In the video game Call of Duty World at War The Japanese are constantly throwing grenades to the point you may have a full ring of grenade indicators around you. At this point you have earned the right to call them "grenade lobbing sluts" especially if you are playing on veteran difficulty.

I just started the mission "blowtorch and corkscrew" on veteran difficulty when suddenly a wild pack of grenade lobbing sluts appeared. I suddenly realized there were grenades encircling me causing me to be blown up from multiple directions.

by dreichert December 5, 2011

hobby lobby

A poorly thought out, gut reflex decision or reaction that has far-reaching, negative consequences.

The assassination of the Archduke Franz Ferdinand led to the first World War; it was a real hobby lobby.

by rideurbike June 30, 2014

Lobby Warrior

One Who sits in a Halo 3 Lobby doing nothing.

Man, quig was in the lobby for 6 hours last night, that kid is such a lobby warrior.

by Quiggyyy April 15, 2010

lobbyism

Government of the lobbyists, by the lobbyists, and for the lobbyists. Also known as the United States of America.

In the U.S. lobbyism flourishes at the expense of middle class Americans.

Lobbyism is different from capitalism because it is based on greed and bribery; while capitalism implies business conducted on a “level playing field.”

Lobbyism is our government gone corrupt.

Lobbyism brought the U.S. a financial meltdown, a huge recession and the worst environmental disaster in the nation’s history.

We wanted health insurance reform, but lobbyism won; now we have a mandate to buy over-priced health insurance from profiteers.

by euphemismo July 1, 2010

Armageddon Lobby

A religiously motivated, politically charged, semi-covert group working to actively instigate and accelerate the manifestation of doomsday and the righteous destruction of civilization.

You mean there are actually people that just can't wait for the world to end? For the complete destruction of civilization? For the return of mankind to a condition of ignorance, fear and barbarism?
Yup, that's the Armageddon Lobby.

by YAWA July 26, 2019

lobby log

When traveling with your wife and staying in a hotel, the man is not allowed to shit in the hotel room bathroom. This international law applies even if she is not in the room at the time the man does his bidness.

Marrie: Herbie, I came back from my spa appointment and was fouled by what I thought to be a crowd clearer. I did some deuce diligence to learn that you capped in our hotel room toilet.

Herbie: Sorry babe. I went to drop off my lobby log downstairs, but they were cleaning the lobby bathrooms. Couldn't hold after 3 cups of coffee.

by the comand'r May 28, 2023