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Literotica is more that just written porn, it has more appeal that actual porn because instead of bad actors there are real characters with real stories and the sex is better because there is a non-unusual reason to it --Maybe when two old friends get together for a drink and end up falling in love and having great sex. Although you can find mother-son and MILF literotica because they give more story than just a MILF wanting a fuck.
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She looked good; her tits popping out of a shirt too small for her. Dinner went quick and he anticipated the night ahead...

...She smiled hungrily when she saw his massive, neglected 9" and he groaned in suppressed pleasure when she dropped to her knees and swallowed it whole.

Soon he was hard at 10" and pulled away her talented mouth, spinning her over so that he was on top. He smiled down at her & she smiled two; especially when he started moving down her body, delving his tongue into her sweet depths.

Soon he moved up because this girl was just too hot not to slam into. Her pussy was tight and her moans plus the arch of her back spurred him on to a rhythmic pace.

"FUCK YEAH! THAT'S WHAT I WANT! GIVE ME THAT FUCKING HARD COCK LIKE YOU MEAN IT!!" Her outburst surprised him but he enjoyed the dirty talk and picked up the pace. "YES, OH MY GOD THAT'S GOOD! FUCKING TAKE MY PUSSY! YES!" He came pretty quickly after she did, because her pussy clenched so hard as squirts of her juice squeezed out around his cock.
He fell down on top of her and she laughed, "Is that all? I thought we were going all night?"
He smiled and picked her up, shoved her against the wall face first, and drove into her pussy from behind, wondering if he'd get her ass later...
by Bunny_ears October 11, 2010
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Literotica

Literotica is adult literature and texts made to turn people on. They are used to read and jerk off or masturbate. See porn
...my lips went to her neck, planting wet kisses, licks and sucks on her hot skin, leaving wet trails on her skin going down to her breasts. I kissed all around her nipples, till she moaned and spread her legs wide to play with herself, but I saw, and grasped her hand, shaking my head slowly…
by callinghome November 1, 2004
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man liner

by gwvest May 1, 2010
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cho liner

This cho liner is keeping me warm during this field exercise.
by christinaisanotherwordformeh September 20, 2013
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Rugged Liner

A sexual move where the Male places sandpaper inside out around the shaft of his dick as he proceeds to fuck his partner.
Man I really went to town on Tracey last night, I gave her the Rugged Liner she still cant walk straight.
by Hoppy72410 May 25, 2020
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literolling

A real-life variant of the duckrolling and rickrolling pranks.
To hand someone a glass of the light or diet version of some drink, after either he/she has explicitly asked for the regular version or you told him/her that it is the regular version.

Literolling is the act of giving the light version of the drink while the victim thinks he/she is getting the regular version. To be literolled is to be that victim.
Guy 1: I asked John for a regular cola, but this is definitely cola light.
Guy 2: Yes, he is a well known literolling predator, and you have been literolled.
by datniggapimmdechinchilla June 17, 2009
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Linerd

An obese middle-aged man who spends a great deal of time using and/or tinkering with Linux.
<14fark> asl?
<oldman> 40/m/NY
<14fark> wat u doin?
<oldman> i just finished tinkering with the linux kernel
<14fark> omg linerd!
by Alpaca Lenny January 31, 2005
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