fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest

To take unfair advantage of someone, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.

Bob: We can purchase the equipment at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t try to fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021

ass like a ten year old boy

Describing a woman with slim hips and small, perky buttocks

That Olympic swimmer had an ass like a ten year old boy

by mattiej January 8, 2011

un-ass-like

adj. decribing someone who has redeeming qualities antonym of ass

You are acting surprisingly un-ass-like today!

by al0ser October 31, 2004

Eat my ass Like a Cupcake girl

Being a Tiffany or someone beautiful

Come here my Eat my ass Like a Cupcake girl

by Thenrkrjff September 30, 2020

I like your ass

n. A phrase you say to someone who's ass you like

Hey you, I like your ass

by MeanTheBean February 25, 2022

smells like the ass of an ass

used to explain a horrible smell surpassing the smell of Dane cook's ass

dude:bro macy threw up!

bro:i know dude it smells like the ass of an ass

by ohshitt99 January 17, 2011

ass like a breadbasket

A woman's curvy, toned derriere.

Tommy: "Is there something you forgot to tell me about?"
T.L.: "Nothing comes to mind."
Tommy: "How about a 5-foot-3 blonde with an ass like a breadbasket?"
T.L.: "Oh, yeah. She spent the night."
(from Landman, season 2, episode 10, regarding the character Cheyenne)

by zkmetro March 16, 2026