leotard

a retard who wears only leopard skins.

you ever watch tarzan, what a leotard.

by rayza_069 March 21, 2010

Legard

A closet tetris addict and Veggietales watcher. Usually borderline emo.

Tom: You see that chick wearing all black? She looks like an emo kid who would pwn me at tetris.

Jake: Is that a Veggietales watch? I think she's a legard...

by The sexy vampire January 13, 2010

Leetard

A person who always uses "leet speak" in their writing not because they think it makes them look cool but rather because it's the only way they know how to communicate. Lacking the most basic knowledge of Elementary school English they apparently learned this strange sort of strange phonetic based pseudo-language entirely from each other instead to make up for having so much as a 3rd grade education.

"h0w r u doin 2day m8?"

"I was fine until some leetard sent me a text message that reminded me of the appalling state of our failing education system."

"lolwut?"

by NephilimNexus March 5, 2009

Leotard

A retarded dude named Leo.

Leo, take off the football helmet, put your pants back on, stop trying to hump the throw pillows, and quit acting like a Leotard.

by Leo's Friend March 16, 2005

lotard

a mixture of a retard and a loser

Gosh, Ugine is such a lotard!

by Eric May 13, 2005

Cess letargo

The most beautiful and smartest woman you know.

Connoisseur of coffee and pasta.
Lover of all animals.
The most cunning and skilled of all the ladies in your village.

Breaker of hearts. Mender of broken souls. Giver of dreams.
A blessing to us all.

"damn that chick is foine. Looking like a cess letargo"

by Ridinthatjeepneylikeaboss December 22, 2016

Leftarded

Used by a right handed person who has no ability to use their left hand for anything other than balance.

Q: Hey, how did you spill coffee on your pants?

A: I tried answering my cell phone while holding my coffee mug, but im so Leftarded that I ended up spilling on myself.

by Jax75 June 4, 2007