laptop hobo

unemployed people who use their laptops for excessive periods of time, or all day, in a coffee shop because they're too poor for their own wifi

Barista #1 : "That guy in the corner has only bought one latte, and he's been here all day. He's been using the wifi to....... (watch porn, youtube, look for jobs ect.)"

Barista #2 :"Sounds like your classic laptop hobo."

by msdanger92 May 23, 2013

how to steal a laptop

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by averynotfunnyclown July 9, 2020

Latios

A dragon/psychic Pokemon that existed on a populated island named Alto-mare. Latios lived on the island with his sister, Latias. Even though nobody has seen Latios, tradition on Alto-mare has it that he and his sister protect the people who live there.

Latios is blue/grey, and is known to resemble a jet, both in appearance and in speed. He is also extremely intelligent, able to understand human language.

Like his father, Latios died as a result of saving Alto-mare from utter destruction. In his place, a Soul Dew was produced, as a key to keep Alto-mare safe once again.

Many internet sites, forums and articles state that Latios was the first Pokemon to actually die in the Pokemon series.

Woah, that jet reminds me of that awesome Pokemon, Latios.

by Kylezors October 14, 2008

e-lationship

noun, An online relationship (hence the name). It's where two people try to go out only with AIM and e-mail. Either terribly romantic or terribly pathetic.

Girl: Do you want to go out sometime?

Guy: no, sorry, i'm in an e-lationship

by Pepsi X-treme July 3, 2005

Laptop Class

Coined during the Covid-19 pandemic, the laptop class consists of middle and upper-class professionals and managers who were able to work remotely during lockdowns. Often used in a pejorative manner, the term contrasts the presumed comfort of those afforded the luxury to work from home to those individuals working in the "real" and tangible economy.

As a member of the elite laptop class I haven't left my house in 2+ years

by e-lite May 16, 2022

laptop years

A laptop computer ages sixteen years for every human year.

"Dad, I NEED a new laptop! This one is already two years old. That's THIRTY-TWO in laptop years! I can't go to high school with thirty-two-year-old laptop."

"Yeah, my laptop is five years old. That's EIGHTY in laptop years. Sure, she's grumpy and slow, but I'm used to the keyboard and I know where all my programs are. It's like this old La-Z-Boy: molded to my butt."

by Kate Saybrook December 10, 2009

laptop condom

Those rubbery sleeves people use to protect their laptops with.

It's a good thing my roommate's laptop was wearing a condom, or things could have gotten pretty sticky last night.

My laptop wears a pink condom.

He said he wanted to get a laptop condom to protect his case from getting scratched, but we all knew why he really needed one.

by the prince of retardia October 5, 2010