Lazarbeam

French for parkour, and a bloody legend.

Wanna go do some lazarbeam with me?

by Chip Johnsen May 3, 2019

Lazarbeam

A bloody legend

John: Have you heard of LAZARBEAM? everyone: YES HE'S A BLOODY LEGEND
John: Ok, chill.

by cardboardcarbide June 22, 2019

lazarbeam

a youtube sellout who steals every other youtube gamers ideas

What the fuck lazarbeam, where is madden, you copied pewdiepie

by Colin Murnan December 9, 2016

Lazerbeam

A politically incorrect term for lesbians.
Most commonly used when wishing to discuss lesbians or referring to people who you suspect are lesbians in public without attracting the attention of said lesbians.

Guy 1: " You need to go watch Black Swan, it has a massive lazerbeam scene!"
Guy 2: I did go watch it, and by "scene" do you mean the whole freaking movie"
Guy 1" Yes! I wish all lazerbeams looked like Mila Kunis and Nathalie Portman"

by hungryangrybill March 16, 2011

laserbeamed

Getting steaming drunk and taking lots of drugs

"Oh man, I was so fucking laserbeamed last night!"

by creationx January 16, 2009

lazerbeam

aye wait here's to lazarbeam he's true blue hes a pisspot hes a bastard so they say he was meant to go to heaven but he went the other way go down down down sip sip

he is the best lazerbeam

by asdfghjklasdfghjkllkjhgfdzxcvn August 27, 2020

Laserblade

A laser weapon.

Both his hands were cut off from his wrists by a laserblade, now he won't have to commit suicide.

by Solid Mantis April 25, 2017