lapine

The language of the rabbits in the book Watership Down, also an adjective that could be taken to mean rabbit-like.

The dog had a certain lapine quality about him.

by yumi April 13, 2005

Lapua

A fat cunt that doesn't do anything useful and still manages to complain about everything. The name of said Cunt is typically Donna and is Mormon but it's only her cover story to hide the fact she's a cunt. She has many kids as a typical Mormon but treats them like shit because its kids fault their alive.

Man, I thought you mom was decent but she's a real Lapua.

by NotSomeBot June 18, 2021

lapis lazuli

Lapis lazuli is a semi-precious stone that is known for its intense blue color.
Many uses of it are:

-jewelry
-carvings
-boxes
-mosaics
-ornaments
-vases and much more.
It is best found in Kokcha river valley of Badakhshan in Afghanistan

--All of this info is from wikipedia! I take no credit for this information--

-Did you see the ring my husband got me?
-Oh it's beautiful!
-Yes! It's made of Lapis lazuli

by RHINOXIAN August 30, 2009

LaPierre

LaPierre. noun: a unit of measurement signifying 26 deaths by shooting.

E.g.: "There have been 5.6 LaPierres in the USA from Dec 14-24, 2012." (A true fact.)

by Fudd, Elmer December 24, 2012

Laputa

The imaginary floating island full of whores defined in Gulliver's Travels, a novel that is written by Jonathan Swift. It's "full of whores" because "la puta" in Spanish (and maybe in Catalan and Filipino) means the whore, which Swift knew and got the name for his island.

This makes everything named after it sound hilarious, for example :
Hayao Miyazaki's Laputa -> Whore in the sky
Mazda Laputa -> Mazda's whore car
Laputa Regio (region of Phobos, a moon of Mars) -> Whore region

Miyazaki used to make an 18+ animation film once, it's named Laputa : Whore in the sky.

by Shiine-1 February 22, 2022

Laquisha

The Ghetto version of Karen. Will have a complete meltdown at any Dollar Store if they tell her the item she wants was on sale last week and Sunday starts a new week.

Laquisha ain't standing for this here madness! Y'all gonna have to call your manager and corporate cause I k now this is on sale! Laquisha gonna bumrush y'all if you stand in my face one more time or call me out my n ame!

by BrixtonDub July 18, 2020

lapzilla

A huge laptop. It could be a new 17" screened monster or it could be an old model that weighs and exorbitant amount. Created from the combination of Laptop and Godzilla.

Holy cow, that is quite a lapzilla you have there!

by Leialualani September 17, 2008