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LaPierre. noun: a unit of measurement signifying 26 deaths by shooting.
E.g.: "There have been 5.6 LaPierres in the USA from Dec 14-24, 2012." (A true fact.)
by Fudd, Elmer December 24, 2012
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the epitome of all manhood, one that all other males try to elevate oneself too. one that is very confidant almost humorously so. one that takes pain away and replaces with extreme joy. the act of twitterpating.
Amanda was lapierre about Brian.
by Amanda Benedict November 03, 2007
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Devil, Beelzebub, Lucifer, Mephistopheles, Prince of Darkness, Satan, adversary, archfiend, beast, brute, bΓͺte noire, common enemy, dastard, diablo, djinn, dybbuk, enfant terrible, evil one, fiend, genie, hellion, imp, knave, monster, ogre, rogue, scamp, scoundrel, the Erinyes, the Furies, the dickens, villain
Did you see the look on that chicks face?? She is a total LaPierre.
by VMC DOGGGGG February 10, 2011
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The manliest of men. Ruggedly Handsome. Strong.

Characterized by large amounts of forearm hair, chest hair, as well as abnormally large feet & hands. Also has a remarkable sense of humor.

Wow...look at him...he is definetly a LaPierre.
by Brian LaPierre November 23, 2007
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A mass shooting that takes place at a school or other public place. Named after Wayne LaPierre, who hijacked the formerly sensible NRA in 1977 and formed it into a lobby that bribes several congressmen to vote against reasonable gun control measures that most of America wants.
Students are subject to regular drills that demonstrate what to do in case of fire, tornado, or lapierre.
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