Lapua

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A fat cunt that doesn't do anything useful and still manages to complain about everything. The name of said Cunt is typically Donna and is Mormon but it's only her cover story to hide the fact she's a cunt. She has many kids as a typical Mormon but treats them like shit because its kids fault their alive.

Man, I thought you mom was decent but she's a real Lapua.

Lapua by NotSomeBot June 18, 2021

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lajuana

A woman loved and blessed by God.

Full of blessings.

Lajuana is God's child.

You should want to be Lajuana.

lajuana by WWWLucky October 6, 2016

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Lapua • laparis • lapa • laguard • LaGuardia • lajuan • lapacio • lapassion • lapcat • Lapdance day

LaPusso

(Noun) One of any number of the offspring of Daniel LaRusso. Used to accurately describe the actions, or lack their of, of a spoiled privileged son or daughter of Daniel and Amanda LaRusso.
(Secondary meaning) Used to accurately describe any person carrying the surname "LaRusso."

I am your substitute teacher for the day... please respond when I call your name:
"Williamson" (here)
"Collins" (here)
"LaPusso" (PRESSENT)

LaPusso by Eagle Fang Karate January 2, 2022

lapuntidus

When one's lap becomes over crowded with random things from multitasking while sitting in same spot for extended period of time.

Derived from the word tidy and lap

lap-un-tie-duss

After cramming for my art project 's final assignment last night, I ended up with lapuntidus. Took me nearly 5 minutes to clear everything off my lap and around my chair before I could even stand up.

lapuntidus by LuvH8Luv October 27, 2015

lapsap

Lap Sap (垃圾) means "rubbish" in Cantonese.

hyperyouth_firepower is lapsap dog.

lapsap by lapsap mod November 12, 2010

Lapalottapuss

Lesbian dinosaur

Nosmo: "Archaeologists just unearthed the remains of two previously undiscovered female dinosaurs that were fossilized in the 69 position".

King: "Wonder what they will name them?"

Nosmo: "They are calling them Lapalottapuss"

King: "Wouldn't the plural be Lapalottapi?"

Lapalottapuss by The Who November 7, 2012

lajuan

"The One"!!! One who is superior!! A god, king, boss, etc. One who often comes across as a "know it all" but is just informative. Although seen as a "know it all" those that come across a LaJuan, seems to fall in love

David Johnson's such a great football player, he's so a lajuan!

lajuan by Ehfhx December 19, 2016

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026