Lapua

A fat cunt that doesn't do anything useful and still manages to complain about everything. The name of said Cunt is typically Donna and is Mormon but it's only her cover story to hide the fact she's a cunt. She has many kids as a typical Mormon but treats them like shit because its kids fault their alive.

Man, I thought you mom was decent but she's a real Lapua.

by NotSomeBot June 18, 2021

lajuana

A woman loved and blessed by God.

Full of blessings.

Lajuana is God's child.

You should want to be Lajuana.

by WWWLucky October 6, 2016

LaPusso

(Noun) One of any number of the offspring of Daniel LaRusso. Used to accurately describe the actions, or lack their of, of a spoiled privileged son or daughter of Daniel and Amanda LaRusso.
(Secondary meaning) Used to accurately describe any person carrying the surname "LaRusso."

I am your substitute teacher for the day... please respond when I call your name:
"Williamson" (here)
"Collins" (here)
"LaPusso" (PRESSENT)

by Eagle Fang Karate January 2, 2022

lapuntidus

When one's lap becomes over crowded with random things from multitasking while sitting in same spot for extended period of time.

Derived from the word tidy and lap

lap-un-tie-duss

After cramming for my art project 's final assignment last night, I ended up with lapuntidus. Took me nearly 5 minutes to clear everything off my lap and around my chair before I could even stand up.

by LuvH8Luv October 27, 2015

lapsap

Lap Sap (垃圾) means "rubbish" in Cantonese.

hyperyouth_firepower is lapsap dog.

by lapsap mod November 12, 2010

Lapalottapuss

Lesbian dinosaur

Nosmo: "Archaeologists just unearthed the remains of two previously undiscovered female dinosaurs that were fossilized in the 69 position".

King: "Wonder what they will name them?"

Nosmo: "They are calling them Lapalottapuss"

King: "Wouldn't the plural be Lapalottapi?"

by The Who November 7, 2012

lajuan

"The One"!!! One who is superior!! A god, king, boss, etc. One who often comes across as a "know it all" but is just informative. Although seen as a "know it all" those that come across a LaJuan, seems to fall in love

David Johnson's such a great football player, he's so a lajuan!

by Ehfhx December 19, 2016