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Laptop Camper

People who campout in the coffee shop all day with thier laptops nursing a coffee while trying to look cool.
I would love to sit down and enjoy my coffee but the tables are all filled up with laptop campers.
by Bany Ninja December 3, 2010
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post punk laptop rap

The self-created genre that MC Lars describes his music as.
MC Lars is the originator of "post punk laptop rap"
by Richard Cawdron July 27, 2006
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laptop burn

when you have a laptop sitting on your leg for a long time and the heat from the laptop burns you. more common in old laptops
after chris had a harcore chat session with his friends on his laptop he had major laptop burn.
by Sir_Schmoopy June 8, 2007
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Laptop Poop

The act of taking a massive shit while using your laptop to entertain yourself from anywhere from 5 to 20 minutes. An LTP is essentially multi-tasking. You can do some online shopping, look at porn, or just creep on young high school girls on facebook all at the push of a button while letting beershits explode from your rectum.

*Constipated LTP'ers may need to bring their charger and find an outlet near by.
Mazzo: "Hey Nick Costa! What are you doing over there?"
Nick: "I'm taking a Laptop Poop you retarded yellow-teethed pedophile"
by Shitter3000 January 16, 2011
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Laptop Lancelot

A term used to describe anybody in an internet chatroom who wants to pick a fight.
"I was in Google chat last night & some fucking Laptop Lancelot kept trying to start something with me"
by The Barse October 3, 2007
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Laptop Dildo

Also known as a usb stick, the Laptop Dildo can be used to store/transport items from computer to computer. The Laptop Dildo gets its name from being used in a similar way to a regular dildo, by being inserted and exserted from a hole.
Yo dude, check out my new Laptop Dildo, it has 16GB of storage on it!
by edgy6ellie November 7, 2019
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loop da doop la poop

It is a triple 54 and with monkeys and backflips and soccer balls and mechanical pencils
Man did you see that loop da doop la poop
by CrazyCuteHusky April 11, 2017
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