to get laid

(to) have sex

Want to get Laid? = Want to have sex?

by Christmas29 November 28, 2013

Labial showcase

Similar to a camel toe, but perhaps more classy sounding

I was at the mall, and this girl with the tightest jeans on had a labial showcase going on!!

by Doctor John February 5, 2010

Labia Dive

The inner lips of the Vagina are known as the Labia ( Major and Minor) so of course a Labia Dive is going right in there for a big ol kiss on those "lips"

Al went in for a Labia Dive on Ali and found something quite pleasant. It was a "win, win" situation for both parties involved.

by LongDoe October 8, 2012

laid tracks

When you leave marks in the toilet bowl

Dennis laid tracks for everyone after him to see

by Ochoi212 July 1, 2017

e-laid

A term that I coined for the act of a male player of a MMORPG helping a seemingly female player in some way solely because of her gender. This is referred to as "trying to get e-laid" because the male is doing it solely because the person in need of help appears to be of the opposite gender, hence it is sexual in nature, but still taking place on the internet. The geeky male does it because he holds some small hope that it could develop into an e-lationship.

Ironically, most of the female characters in question turn out to also be males IRL, and this is often revealed after a lengthy period of cyberstalking.

Dude, just admit it: you only gave her some money cause you're trying to get e-laid.

by Bloodloss September 19, 2004

labia

The lips of the vagina. Frequently these are what create the famous camel toe when they press into a woman's underwear or bikini

At the beach I met a young lady who had the most beautiful labia I have ever seen.

by urban pervert June 17, 2003

Labioactive

A sexually active girl, teen, woman, or senior.

"Ew, Tara. I just found out that my mom is still labioactive."

"Dat gurlz labioactive? She be only 9!!!"

by Pseudolabia October 21, 2008