Lawls to the Walls

Is like Lawl-ing, but so much so that you bounce off the walls with laughter. Mostly when someone is being a jacktard or a clamhat.

Person 1 "Oh shit, that condom ripped last night...fuck my life!"
Person 2 " Lawls to the walls bod"

by Matt-Homegrown November 1, 2008

Lawlski

LOLski, Lawl-ski. A combination of the two, forming lawlski, a term used when something is idiotic, obnoxious, or when someone or something fails hard.

Man 1: Hey, dude. Guess what?
Man 2: What, bro?
Man 1: I masturbated on a shark last night.
Man 2: Look at this face. This is a face that doesn't care.
Man 1: Lawlski.

by LOLMIESTER October 23, 2009

lolsterbate

To laugh when watching porn or some other form of stimulation with right (or left) hand on your penis, rubbing vigorously in an attempt to climax your pleasure all over your computer/bitch/cousin/dog.

Dude: How was that porn I lent you?
You: The acting sucked so bad I lolsterbated.

by Bourgois July 14, 2010

lolstache

Mustache reflecting a consistent smile of the wearer, despite the fact that most mouth never be seen.

Rich Uncle Pennybags wears a persistent smile due to his great wealth in selling Monopoly games which can only be seen by way of his lolstache.

by GunsNFNRoses December 1, 2010

LOLSPLAT

People who cross the street while texting.

I rode across San Francisco today. LOLSPLAT at every other intersection. Please, take me back to Oakland where people have better excuses for wandering into traffic.

by langstraad March 9, 2011

lolsex

sexing whilst laughing

I drugged this bitch and I lolsexed her.

by Base Masters July 17, 2007

lolser

someone who is so much of a loser that they are laughable, or lolworthy.

This could be for a wide range of reasons.

Person 1: Dude, did you hear about Esteban getting kicked in the balls by that girl last night?
Person 2: Haha, yeah, that seems to happen all the time - what a lolser

by DaveZeroZero March 14, 2008